Ask Caribou ANYTHING!

[Caribou]

If a Caribou violently assaulted a giraffe with a kickstab at the velocity of 10 km/h, how many hours does it take for a train to get to Saturn if Joesph Stalin shat a nuke towards the giraffe's testicles?
P.S. The Giraffe is on the train from Saturn to Venus.

If the giraffe is 10 feet tall, then the nuke will miss the giraffe's testicles.

can caribous hold assault rifles, and if so, did they help in the 6 day war?

It's hard to tell, since the Palestinians didn't allow Caribou to fight - however the Israeli's did. I knew of one Caribou who fought in the 6 Day War, and his name was Moishe Zitstein.

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[pefu19]

brown town or oral?
no love for ben?

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

were you the guy who didn't leggo my eggo

[SWAT One]

There are 5 chocolate chip cookies.  You are blindfolded.  4 of them contain high dosages of sleeping pills and laxatives.  The other one is safe.  You must eat one of them.  Which do you choose?

[Moosh]

Will you slaughter elks for money?

[Caribou]

brown town or oral?
no love for ben?

I am not a provider of prostitution services. I also don't know a Ben, unless we're talking about Ben Stiller.

were you the guy who didn't leggo my eggo

I wasn't, I only eat waffles straight from the waffle iron.

There are 5 chocolate chip cookies.  You are blindfolded.  4 of them contain high dosages of sleeping pills and laxatives.  The other one is safe.  You must eat one of them.  Which do you choose?

I will take them all

Will you slaughter elks for money?

Only for ROBUX

[ProTear]

Caribou is it?

One question, Who are you?

[Caribou]

Caribou is it?

One question, Who are you?

I am Caribou, who are you?

[ProTear]

I am the  . I will eat your  's. Muahahhaa

[SWAT One]

Did you when you last?

[BloxxerDood]

Can you think of a question for me to ask you?

[ProTear]

Did you when you last?

What?

[Caribou]

I am the  . I will eat your  's. Muahahhaa

I have a peanut allergy

Did you when you last?

I last when you when last did you?

Can you think of a question for me to ask you?

Ask me how many friends I have on Facebook

[Maxwell.]

can I be a caribou
when can the transformation begin

[SWAT One]

lI last when you when last did you?

Did last you did when last you did when you did last bologna?