This time, California, Arizona (forget!!), New Mexico, and Texas could be forgeted.

[-Setro-]

why do i not see this news on other sites
this is bullstuff

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[Harm94]

why do i not see this news on other sites
this is bullstuff

Because this source is just as credible as Uncyclopedia and The Onion.

[-Setro-]

even if we already know it's fake


why would an official news website file something under satire?

[AtlasBlue]

Well, stuff. I'll see you guys in the afterlife, wherever that is.

[Archimedes]

Yeah, I read threw the rest of the site and it's just a bunch of fear mongering crap.

[Epicduke]

op do you even know what satire is

[Ben Grapevine]

this website seems like a big conservative stuffhole. it even uses fox news as a source. why do you guys trust this stuff

I wouldn't classify this as conservatism but pure stupidity.

[carolcat]

I wouldn't classify this as conservatism but pure stupidity.

they're synonyms
i've like, only ever heard conservatives yelling about MUH GUNS, "good patriotic americans," "may god bless america and lets pray," etc

[Flatflyer]

not suprised brickitect fell for a satire site, he tends to overreact to things like this.

[Texan101]

Texas?



I doubt it.

[carolcat]

p sure texas would get overrun bc a bunch of redneck shotgun toters don't know anything about strategy

[Brickitect]

I just realized that this was rubbish.
Boy, I feel so stupid for falling for stuff like this..

I'm never listening to the news again.