Ask me questions

[the hacker]

I really like to be asked questions, and ask.fm's automated questions get repetitive. I want to hear some questions from real people. Bonus points if you ask a dirty question. Ask away!

[Ad Bot]

[TheABELBOTO]

how often do you masturbate?

[Bisjac]

why do you call yourself a hacker when you have never hacked.

[Ten-Speed]

why can't i jerk it twice consecutively?

[Jairo]

who is the coolest forumer and why is he me

[the hacker]

how often do you masturbate?

Daily. Only reason I wouldn't is if I was at a con. I never go to cons alone.

why do you call yourself a hacker when you have never hacked.

My name originates from an 11 year old mind obsessed with flash games.

why can't i jerk it twice consecutively?

It takes approximately 30 minutes for your ejaculatory gland to recharge.

who is the coolest forumer and why is he me

Coolest forumer is Nonnel, obviously.

[WaterOre]

Coolest forumer is Nonnel, dumbass.

Where's Lego lad's sick burn gif when you need it

[the hacker]

Where's Lego lad's sick burn gif when you need it

You mean this one?

[Jairo]

Coolest forumer is Nonnel, obviously.

that's a lie if I've ever read one

and I've read richard nixon's "I'm not a crook" speech!

[WaterOre]

You mean this one?

Thank you so much

[Zero.O]

How old are you?, getting good grades at school?

[the hacker]

How old are you?, getting good grades at school?

16. School starts in a couple days.

[#Ravencroft]

How often do you smoke a j

[Swat 3]

can you show us a picture of yourself?

can you give us an honest -/10 of your self-image?

[the hacker]

How often do you smoke a j

I don't plan to smoke until I have a job with a salary that can support it.

can you show us a picture of yourself?

Old but relevant.

can you give us an honest -/10 of your self-image?

Scores and ratings can go forget themselves.

My face could use a bit of clearing up, and I need to start using hair straighteners.