Author Topic: Post your worst moments  (Read 2256 times)

I'll start,

In school I went to the bathroom to take a stuff, and I realize there is no more toilet paper. So without thinking twice, I walk in the hallway trying to go to the bathroom across. Suddenly the bell rings and im half naked with me only holding my pants over my richard. I tried to run back to the bathroom but got caught on the flood. 

Surprising similar to yours; i hate having to hold in stuff for 6-7 hours straight in school, I absolutely hate school bathrooms.



had enormous boner in revealing shorts during class, had to present something.

had enormous boner in revealing shorts during class, had to present something.
move it to the side and let it crawl down your pants

had enormous boner in revealing shorts during class, had to present something.
tense up your muscles and it'll go away

one time my period started in the middle of class and the sub wouldn't let me go to get a pad until i was literally in tears from almost bleeding through my jeans

lately i've had non stop boners during class, especially speech class

but honestly there are too many embarrasing things i've done for me to recall the worse
one time my period started in the middle of class and the sub wouldn't let me go to get a pad until i was literally in tears from almost bleeding through my jeans
what the forget kind of sub was that

My problem is remembering embarrassing moments. I always forget them within a couple hours after the incident.

They'll come back if I see someone post something similar to one.

The first time I looked in the mirror

Oh boy do I have stories to tell. But I gotta say my worst moment wasn't an embarrassing one, just kinda me sitting in a pool of my own blood thinking "stuff"
So there I was riding my bike. Kinda stoned, head buds in, not listening, and not paying attention. I'm going full speed and just fly into an intersection, the light was red so cross traffic was going at full speed. It was a 4 lane road, with a center lane, so 5 I guess. A truck swerved from the 2nd lane into the first just barely avoiding me, I passed the others no problem, and in the last lane a black civic going 40 didn't have time to slow down or turn. Smashed into me, I went back first into the windshield, almost went through it. Then I got thrown off the side of the car and skidded along the side walk. Walked away with a sprained ankle.
But I was sitting there, had drugs and cigarettes in my backpack, I was in high school at the time so I was underage as well. Didn't get caught B)

The first time I looked in the mirror

Oh boy do I have stories to tell. But I gotta say my worst moment wasn't an embarrassing one, just kinda me sitting in a pool of my own blood thinking "stuff"
So there I was riding my bike. Kinda stoned, head buds in, not listening, and not paying attention. I'm going full speed and just fly into an intersection, the light was red so cross traffic was going at full speed. It was a 4 lane road, with a center lane, so 5 I guess. A truck swerved from the 2nd lane into the first just barely avoiding me, I passed the others no problem, and in the last lane a black civic going 40 didn't have time to slow down or turn. Smashed into me, I went back first into the windshield, almost went through it. Then I got thrown off the side of the car and skidded along the side walk. Walked away with a sprained ankle.
But I was sitting there, had drugs and cigarettes in my backpack, I was in high school at the time so I was underage as well. Didn't get caught B)

Um wow at least you're still alive.



I get hardys during class bcuz am cool kid 8)