Post your worst moments

[Blockaium]

The first time I looked in the mirror

Oh boy do I have stories to tell. But I gotta say my worst moment wasn't an embarrassing one, just kinda me sitting in a pool of my own blood thinking "stuff"
So there I was riding my bike. Kinda stoned, head buds in, not listening, and not paying attention. I'm going full speed and just fly into an intersection, the light was red so cross traffic was going at full speed. It was a 4 lane road, with a center lane, so 5 I guess. A truck swerved from the 2nd lane into the first just barely avoiding me, I passed the others no problem, and in the last lane a black civic going 40 didn't have time to slow down or turn. Smashed into me, I went back first into the windshield, almost went through it. Then I got thrown off the side of the car and skidded along the side walk. Walked away with a sprained ankle.
But I was sitting there, had drugs and cigarettes in my backpack, I was in high school at the time so I was underage as well. Didn't get caught B)

That i'm an undercover cop

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[Nomel]

I get hardys during class bcuz am cool kid 8)

[Ikares]

oh lel

[Thorfin25]

I get hardys during class bcuz am cool kid 8)

Really? I always got McDonalds and gave some to my teachers.

[Blockaium]

anyway, it goes sort of like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRogmcixV_M
HA just kidding that never happened, yet

[XR-7]

This was pretty bad.

This was probably worse.

[Kimon²]

I get hardys during class bcuz am cool kid 8)

do you think this is some sort of game

[the hacker]

There was a field trip during elementary school where all the third graders, myself included, went rollerblading around the Metrodome (my state's official football field, now demolished). I didn't know how to Rollerblade. At all. I just hung on the wall. About a quarter of the way around, I had to pee. I wasn't allowed to turn around, the dome was a little more than a mile in circumference, and only one bathroom was open. I had to slowly drag myself 7/8 of a mile on rollerblades that I didn't know how to use just so I could pee. I had to endure about an hour of searing bladder pain. This is another reason I hate football.

[Damp]

There was a field trip during elementary school where all the third graders, myself included, went rollerblading around the Metrodome (my state's official football field, now demolished). I didn't know how to Rollerblade. At all. I just hung on the wall. About a quarter of the way around, I had to pee. I wasn't allowed to turn around, the dome was a little more than a mile in circumference, and only one bathroom was open. I had to slowly drag myself 7/8 of a mile on rollerblades that I didn't know how to use just so I could pee. I had to endure about an hour of searing bladder pain. This is another reason I hate football.

Jesus

[hodot]

lol, imagine the feeling of relieving yourself afterward though.

[the hacker]

lol, imagine the feeling of relieving yourself afterward though.

Afterwards someone gave me a quick lesson on how to Rollerblade. It's actually easier than one would think.

[hodot]

Afterwards someone gave me a quick lesson on how to Rollerblade. It's actually easier than one would think.

i used to rollerblade all the time, it's fun.

[XR-7]

I can't rollerblade just because I don't care lol

[carolcat]

I can't rollerblade just because I don't care lol

i can't because i'm scared

what the forget kind of sub was that

all the teachers think you're lying if you say you need to pee and it's against the rules to release students from class for any reason other than them getting called to the office

[the hacker]

i can't because i'm scared
all the teachers think you're lying if you say you need to pee and it's against the rules to release students from class for any reason other than them getting called to the office

That's a stuffty school.