LISTEN UP AMERICA... What do I do with a pop tart

[BluetoothBoy]

think of them like the USA's croissant.

Uh...

Don't even compare them to a croissant. :/

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[SlayerZ99]

Eat them plain

dont heat them up

[Space1255]

Put them over a campfire 

[Legodude77]

Microwave if you want to melt a hole through your face.

[Lord Furdle]

furdle smuggle them back here and post me one

I bought them from a store in England.. The budgens at the end of my road sells them

[TheABELBOTO]

Uh...

Don't even compare them to a croissant. :/

there's a reason why I said the USA's 

[Lord Furdle]

I'm going to give it a second go. Is there a way to make the wayfer not taste like cardboard? Should I microwave or eat straight up out the packet

[John Freeman]

I just eat them out of the package

[Nonnel]

wait the UK doesn't have pop tarts??

[Lord Furdle]

wait the UK doesn't have pop tarts??

Nah nor do we have twinkies. We got Oreos a few years ago, pretty late!
But overall our chocolate tastes much much worse than ours, Hershey's is complete dog stuff and Kraft is pretty crappy too.
Although you guys generally put more diabetes in your meat, so that tastes better.

[carolcat]

what flavor poptarts do you have? the preparation varies depending on the type.

for example, ice cream based flavors should always be frozen before consumption, whereas chocolate flavors should almost always be toasted (especially the chocolate chip, but serve it with milk bc it's kind of sticky)

[Lord Furdle]

I got cupcake sprinkles (to reflect my personality)

Going to try putting it in the freezer

[Crispy_]

if you want it the true american way, fry some bacon. then fry some burgers. make bacon cheeseburgers. eat the bacon cheeseburgers. then eat the pop tart later

[Lord Furdle]

Oh wow, this tastes amazing frozen, maybe shouldn't eat a whole one, because now I feel fat

[carolcat]

Oh wow, this tastes amazing frozen, maybe shouldn't eat a whole one, because now I feel fat

yeah i can usually only eat like one out of the package before it's like "oh god why." but they're a pretty nice treat when frozen.

maybe you should try mixing some in with ice cream or smth.