Carolcat
You're the most interesting person on this forum. You should share more stories.
most of my stories revolve around stupid stuff my classmates do or the remarks my teachers make. like there were shooting threats going around last night's high school football game and everyone was afraid to go n stuff. they were talking about it in my spanish class and the teachers pointed at one of my basketball player friends and was like "forget the bulletproof vests, i'm taking him with me."
the kid was like, "who says i'm going to the game?" and the teacher was just like "you're not gonna take a shot for me? nah man but when everyone's running away, i'll trip you and hold you up like a shield"
and then the teacher accidentally called lawyers smartasses in class and tried to act like he didn't. but the teacher is p cool, he's been to a whole lot of countries, used to teach at a college, and can fluently speak like 5 languages (no idea how he wound up at a stuff school like mine). he just has the unfortunate last name of "polio" and so on the board in the front lobby where it lists the subjects and who teaches them, he's listed as "SPANISH POLIO"
