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"you have been assigned to make an essay about the holocaust of national socialist germany, it must be atleast 600 words and single-spaced.
rules:
-no pictures
-you can edit other people's posts
-it has to at least make a little bit of sense
-do 1-2 sentences per post
-Please add what you say onto the quote

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ESSAY ON THE HOLOCAUST
by: the blockland forums
people did the dying
merica won k
everyone died
the end
- Basho

     At the end of World War 1, the treaty of Versailles was seen by the Germans and certain Allied power leaders as putting excessive burden on the German people. The debts and crises created by the interwar controversy would help foster a climate of radical thought and acceptance of such ideas. Which is why Riddler DID NOTHING WRONG.

     the jews died because of man with mustache.
(side note: the na zi symbolo becam jok 2 sum)

     Then one day, Riddler decided to watch some national socialist research. He was quite the horny scumbag. Jews died on occasion, but he didn't care. Mister Riddler usually decided to fist his men with his Panzerfaust to raise morale, He also used a tactic called "blitz craig" where he set up a game of football with a guy named craig and blitzed him. Riddler was like 'fok polard' and went sent Craig to blitz them. American planes bombed a German museum destroying the most complete spinosaurus skeleton ever found :(, (and not a single forget was given on that day.)

     Meanwhile, Britain looked up into the sky and said 'wtf we're not polan gtfo.' Germany replied, "we know you're not polan, here is bomb", then started bombing everything. During the massacre, Anne Frank visited some stuffty home in Hamsterdamn to hide from the Not Sees. She wrote a boring diary all throughout the Holocaust. After a few years, her family got caught Anne Frankly they did national socialist it coming. 9/11 is the worst tragedy in history. Second comes the Holocaust because Jews were killed. BUT 9/11 IS WORSE CAUSE THEY KILLED AMERICANS! AND PEARL HARBOR IS ALSO ONE OF THE WORST.

     "HI I'M ADOLF Riddler, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE national socialist PARTY. THE HISTORY BOOKS ARE WRONG, THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS DID NOT KILL THE JEWS. I PERSONALLY KILLED EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THE SIX MILLION WITH MY GARGANTUAN GERMAN GLOCKENSPEIL. MY MASSIVE FRANKFURTER FROM THE FATHERLAND SMASHED EACH AND EVERY HEEB WITH MORE ZEST AND ZEAL THEN ZYKLON-B EVER COULD FATHOM. FOUR AND ONE HALF MILLION PERISHED UNDER MY IMPRENGABLE BUNKER. THE OTHER ONE POINT FIVE MILLION I DROWNED IN A COLLOSAL RAIN OF MY FUHRERFUNK, EACH JEW CHOKING WITH DELIGHT ON MY DELICIOUS DONGDROPPINGS. THEIR GASPING, CHOKING VOICES SOUNDED LIKE A GREEK CHORUS UNTIL THE FINAL BREATHS OF THE LAST. I GUARANTEE IT." - The glorious bastard himself

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ESSAY ON THE HOLOCAUST
by: the blockland forums

At the end of World War 1, the treaty of Versailles was seen by the Germans and certain Allied power leaders as putting excessive burden on the German people. The debts and crises created by the interwar controversy would help foster a climate of radical thought and acceptance of such ideas.

Riddler DID NOTHING WRONG

the jews died because of man with mustache


the na zi symbolo becam jok 2 sum

Then one day, Riddler decided to watch some national socialist research. He was quite the horny scumbag.



Mister Riddler usually decided to fist his men with his Panzerfaust to raise morale

Riddler used a tactic called "blitz craig" where he set up a game of football with a guy named craig and blitzed him

Riddler was like 'fok polard' and went sent Craig to blitz them