Author Topic: khorde the level 78 wizard answers your questions  (Read 6239 times)

how to tell if a girl's a whore?

how do i know that i'm real?

you may not be real, but something tangible has created you and allowed you to post your message

is that the card from magic the gathering
it was like time walk i think?

yes, one blue one colorless, sorcery. take an extra turn.

Can you use your powers to send me back in time to the age of dinosaurs?

im a wizard, not a time machine

how to tell if a girl's a whore?

here is the quick guide:

does she forget around when dating someone?
is she a stuffty person to her significant other and party a lot with other guys?
does she openly advertise herself to other guys when she has a boyfriend?

if you answered yes, then you have yourself a whore.

disclaimer: if a girl bangs a bunch of guys that does not make her a whore
if she posts nudies or is comfortable wearing revealing clothes, she isn't a whore
let people be people. if they want a loveualized life, let them. no need to call them a whore.
its 2014. if you dont like having love ur weird.




« Last Edit: September 06, 2014, 10:51:36 PM by Khorde »

how do I get the ladies if all I have is access to a phone, the internet, and a dictionary app

how do I get the ladies if all I have is access to a phone, the internet, and a dictionary app

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what are you dressing as for halloween

what should i dress for as halloween??

what are you dressing as for halloween

what should i dress for as halloween??

happy mask salesman maybe



already cosplayed him w/ some friends
ps my friend is zone-tama
my other friend was the fakku! girl

i might be doing something else, depends on what my friends wanna do really



you should go as gomez addams

prepare to be screwed

1

You are the ruler of a medieval empire and you are about to have a celebration tomorrow. The celebration is the most important party you have ever hosted. You've got 1000 bottles of wine you were planning to open for the celebration, but you find out that one of them is poisoned.

The poison exhibits no symptoms until death. Death occurs within ten to twenty hours after consuming even the minutest amount of poison.

You have over a thousand slaves at your disposal and just under 24 hours to determine which single bottle is poisoned.

You have a handful of prisoners about to be executed, and it would mar your celebration to have anyone else killed.

What is the smallest number of prisoners you must have to drink from the bottles to be absolutely sure to find the poisoned bottle within 24 hours?

2

A stark raving mad king tells his 100 wisest men he is about to line them up and that he will place either a red or blue hat on each of their heads. Once lined up, they must not communicate amongst themselves. Nor may they attempt to look behind them or remove their own hat.

The king tells the wise men that they will be able to see all the hats in front of them. They will not be able to see the color of their own hat or the hats behind them, although they will be able to hear the answers from all those behind them.

The king will then start with the wise man in the back and ask "what color is your hat?" The wise man will only be allowed to answer "red" or "blue," nothing more. If the answer is incorrect then the wise man will be silently killed. If the answer is correct then the wise man may live but must remain absolutely silent.

The king will then move on to the next wise man and repeat the question.

The king makes it clear that if anyone breaks the rules then all the wise men will die, then allows the wise men to consult before lining them up. The king listens in while the wise men consult each other to make sure they don't devise a plan to cheat. To communicate anything more than their guess of red or blue by coughing or shuffling would be breaking the rules.

What is the maximum number of men they can be guaranteed to save?

3

A 120 wire cable has been laid firmly underground between two telephone exchanges located 10km apart.

Unfortunately after the cable was laid it was discovered to be the wrong type, the problem is the individual wires are not labeled. There is no visual way of knowing which wire is which and thus connections at either end is not immediately possible.

You are a trainee technician and your boss has asked you to identify and label the wires at both ends without ripping it all up. You have no transport and only a battery and light bulb to test continuity. You do have tape and pen for labeling the wires.

What is the shortest distance in kilometers you will need to walk to correctly identify and label each wire?

4

I ask Alex to pick any 5 cards out of a deck with no Jokers.

He can inspect then shuffle the deck before picking any five cards. He picks out 5 cards then hands them to me (Peter can't see any of this). I look at the cards and I pick 1 card out and give it back to Alex. I then arrange the other four cards in a special way, and give those 4 cards all face down, and in a neat pile, to Peter.

Peter looks at the 4 cards i gave him, and says out loud which card Alex is holding (suit and number). How?

The solution uses pure logic, not sleight of hand. All Peter needs to know is the order of the cards and what is on their face, nothing more.

5

The warden meets with 23 new prisoners when they arrive. He tells them, "You may meet today and plan a strategy. But after today, you will be in isolated cells and will have no communication with one another.

"In the prison is a switch room, which contains two light switches labeled 1 and 2, each of which can be in either up or the down position. I am not telling you their present positions. The switches are not connected to anything.

"After today, from time to time whenever I feel so inclined, I will select one prisoner at random and escort him to the switch room. This prisoner will select one of the two switches and reverse its position. He must flip one switch when he visits the switch room, and may only flip one of the switches. Then he'll be led back to his cell.

"No one else will be allowed to alter the switches until I lead the next prisoner into the switch room. I'm going to choose prisoners at random. I may choose the same guy three times in a row, or I may jump around and come back. I will not touch the switches, if I wanted you dead you would already be dead.

"Given enough time, everyone will eventually visit the switch room the same number of times as everyone else. At any time, anyone may declare to me, 'We have all visited the switch room.'

"If it is true, then you will all be set free. If it is false, and somebody has not yet visited the switch room, you will all die horribly. You will be carefully monitored, and any attempt to break any of these rules will result in instant death to all of you"

What is the strategy they come up with so that they can be free?

FINAL DUEL

A wily young man wishes to marry the princess Arlena. Unfortunately, her father, the Sultan, is opposed to the marriage and is willing to buy the young man off. The Sultan, therefore makes the young man the following offer--"You get to make one statement. If the statement is false, you will be put to death and receive none of the following three things. If the statement is true, you may have one of the following three things, but I get to choose! The three things are: (1) Arlena's hand in marriage; (2) A cup filled with extremely valuable diamonds; (3) A magic lamp with a genie (who, unfortunately, cannot do marriages)." The wily young man, however, is too wily for his future father-in-law. He makes a statement such that the only way the Sultan can keep his promise is by giving the young man Arlena's hand in marriage.


 What was the statement?


prepare to be screwed

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1: 10 prisoners must sample the wine.
2: 99.
3: 3.
4: 20.
5: Pick out two cards of the same suit.


isnt google grand, guys?

what really happened to the dinosaurs?

what really happened to the dinosaurs?

inter-species annihilation

a clash between the dinos and anime and anime ultimately winning.

to this day, anime's only known predator is john cena

Can you do be like you can, but you don't do?


kochie you do know that family members do not count right


Yeah, but my girlfriend counts.

Can you do be like you can, but you don't do?

Check one two, man don't stop
I'm not through black blood clot
In my view like that twat
Spread eagle cross the block

Wanna date

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