BLF Changes Evolution

[Starzy]

3382
A new colony has appeared, the blockheads

[Ad Bot]

[grunterdb1951]

3381

The tribes of the Tenacious Testicle Tasters appear.

[the hacker]

3380

The TTT are repressed by Kompressor; lord of shadows. He then disappears, never to appear again.

[SgtDaemon]

3379

a mysterious race called the rendermen emerge from the accursed Farlands, haunting the Blockheads, spreading diseases, consuming souls, and resurrecting a demonic lego lad which is driven to insanity by the rendermen's influence, and decide to kill anything it sees
too bad it only sees rendermen

[eboyblue10]

just ignore the people who are intentionally loving with the time

can we all agree that we aren't continuing with the new era

[Ikares]

3378
Ikares convinces Badspot that he should be a single being, not a species. Badspot listens in, and he became one man. Ikares builds Blocko Kingdom and encourages all creatures to live with him. Knowing that Ikares is trustworthy, they all join his empire.

[Starzy]

3379
Ikares die out after food shortages from the mighty empire.

[EcstaticEggplant]

3378
The blockheads have discovered a mysterious shrine that they call 'the master server'.

[LegoGuy24]

3377

1 year later after the discovery of the Master Server, the Blockheads create a new religion called badspotism with one divine figure named 'Badspot'.

[SeventhSandwich]

3499 BC

Salmon is created and the salmon overlords take over the world

it's funny because this is what planr actually believes

[Zack]

3376

A priest spreading the missionary of Badspotism by the name of Mocheeze came across a mysterious golden brick.

He was never heard from again.

[Slate521]

3375

The religion of Badspot fractures into two regions, the Purist Badspotians and the Mormons.

[HowlingBanshee]

3374

After a year of fierce fighting the Mormons are driven out and make a last stand on Mount Everest, building a giant fortress

[Biohazard]

3373 BC
A year passes without anything happening, holy stuff

[Ikares]

3372 BC
A wild Markey appears out of nowhere. This Markey is blessed with the Infinite Life Fortune, which means he is indestructible. Everyone quickly hears about this Markey fellow, and the animals and remaining citizens of Ikares' empire flee to his feet. He quickly builds up a stronghold where he and his followers will live happy, healthy, normal lives. Soon after settling, Markey is determined to conquer new lands. He quickly destroys small villages and scavenges the little resources he can, in the hopes of destruction of a much greater force.