BLF Changes Evolution

[Theepicman]

3356 BC

Yes we give powerful statues of Cthulhu.

[Ad Bot]

[SWAT One]

Still 3356 BC
We give gold.

[Zanaran2]

Still 3356 BC
We give Blockland Gold.

[Midevil Warrior]

3355 BC

Badspot reveals that Blockland Gold is a hoax

[WaterOre]

3354 BC

Kalfetor and his disciples attack the Blockheads, but are immediately killed off by an amassed militia.
Kalfetor survives, running back to his domain so he can cower.

[Midevil Warrior]

3353 BC

Kalefetor's domain crashes by somebody he doesn't know

[WaffleCake]

3352 BC

the first original character was invented. his name was guy. he had the power to shoot fire from his nipples.

[Flatflyer]

3351 BC
Badspot has love with his brother, Rotondo and gives birth to ephitalies.

[Zanaran2]

3350 BC
Badspot calls his lawyer to have the name of his son legally changed to Ephialtes.

[LegoGuy24]

3349 BC

Ephilates is exiled from the land of gods to Earth to prove that he's worthy to rule with his father.

[F3d323]

3347 BC
Ephialtes changes his name to Epilats

[XR-7]

3348 BC (f3d...)

Ephialtes, son of Badspot and Rotondo, joins in wedlock to Lub. Together, they have a set of twins: RTB and Blockbot.

[F3d323]

3348 BC (f3d...)

Ephialtes, son of Badspot and Rotondo, joins in wedlock to Lub. Together, they have a set of twins: RTB and Blockbot.

i swear i saw a loving 8 there this is blasphemy

[SWAT One]

3347 BC
The Erinamese Empire launches an expedition of the Farlands.  The expedition party doesn't return, save for one man.  His eyes are empty, and he does not speak.  He has become a complete shell of a man that he was.

[LegoGuy24]

3346 BC

The man was sent in quarantine for studies.