BLF Changes Evolution

[Zack]

3258 BC

Due to various time paradoxes and forgetups, Badspot himself decided to intervene and reset everything to an extent.

Due to an inside joke with Badspot and his associates, Blockheads have taken on an oddly cuboid head, resulting in many-a inside joke among who are now to be referred to as "The Overseers".

The destructo-wand was wiped from existence to all but "The Overseers", and few are told to have seen it in their entire lifetime.

A Blockhead spawns the first horse through curious wrenching.

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[Menen]

3257 BC

After months of wandering, a group of blockheads come across the structure which they proceed to call "The Bedroom" It is not made of bricks, but of something... indestructible

[Zanaran2]

3256 BC

A lone blockhead finds the alcove inside of the bed in "The Bedroom" and proceeds to build his own shelter inside of it, to hide from the other blockheads, who, he somehow knew, were going to rebel against him...

[Redconer]

3255 BC

Blockheads started to create a city, they called it Alpha City

[Agent Legit 22]

3254 BC

Harggah duplicates a army of robot marines and tanks hell-bent on destroying blockland

[Refticus]

3253 BC

SUDDENLY MOLE MEN, THEY BEGIN TO CONSUME THE INNOCENTS.
SOME SAY TO REAP THE SINNERS.

[WaterOre]

3253 BC

SUDDENLY MOLE MEN, THEY BEGIN TO CONSUME THE INNOCENTS.

3498 BC
Mole people are created and rule the underground, disturbing salmon

They rise again

[Refticus]

3252 BC

THE MOLE MEN NO LONGER CRAVE SALMON, THEY CRAVE BLOOD.
THEY ARE DEATHLY ALLERGIC TO RAINBOW PAINTED BRICKS.

[TalesOfBlockland56]

3251 B.C.

Prophet Kaje is joined by several others in creating the rainbow wall.

It is revealed that the mole people are anti-gay.

[Bomberguy]

still 3251

The blockheads find out they can smash the windows by leaping at them at high speeds but how?

[Malleo100]

BC 3250

The blockheads create rowboats and sail across Slate Sea Revised and find The Kitchen

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

BC 3250

The kitchen is overrun by the Trolls, causing the blockheads to go extinct

[Swat 3]

BC 3251

Which is actually not true, since there are still Blockheads in Bedroom.

[Johnimiester]

BC 3250
The Bedroom is destroyed in a cloud of darkness called 'shaders'.

[Biostorm]

3250 BC

Remaining Blockheads scatter throughout in search of other shelters, and find the Goldengate Bridge, an ancient monument.