Author Topic: BLF Changes Evolution  (Read 10841 times)

3235 BC

Blockheads are currently too stupid to figure out how to use the Ion Cannon, so an elder decides to put it at the center of Beta City, where it will remain for many years to come, waiting to be used

3234 BC

Blockheads invent the Mini Nuke while they wait

3233 BC

A Mini Nuke is detonated, causing vast destruction to a surrounding city, and killing hundreds of Blockheads, and causing them to experience a phenomenon known as 'lag'. As a result, Badspot moves the Mininuke to a fabled location unknown to the average Blockhead, called 'Fail Bin'

In 3232 BC,

A few brave blockheads invent the rocket and travel to a new fangled cloud of gas comprised of the Permabanium molecule, and Dramanesium molecule, that burns brightly and is about to explode. This is a Drama Star, it's name? Betelgeuse. Badspot approaches the star and it dentonates leaving a bunch of radiation and the drama spreads to a new place known as the drama planet.

Sadly because of the mini-nuke's after effects, many blockheads are forced to migrate to this hostile world.
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3231 BC
Harragh's army discovers the molemen, they begin killing them off

3230 BC

the war between Harragh's army and the mole men wages on.
the mole men keep on growing to massive population sizes, there's nothing you can do about it.

3229
Due to the shocking increase in Mole men, surface dwellers form an alliance to fight off the cave dwellers.

3228 BC
After several spacetime ripples in the darkest sector of the drama quadrant, the place where few go, a hole in spacetime emerges.  Through this hole is the pit of hell itself, and out of it emerges the planet, Banland.  As the planet emerges, Badspot, in all his power, tries to hold open the hole in space time to put intergalactic criminals known as "problem users" inside.  However, the hole closes, and leaves behind the burning hot world, with oceans of molten rock, gravity of a small star, and the atmosphere of thick poisonous gas.  Badspot looks down upon this planet, and calls it suitable for his purposes.  He then flings all the problem users down to its surface, where they are to remain for eternity.  For if they escape, their own actions, words and deeds will inevitably pull them back.

3227
Harggah keeps duplicating more robot marines and tanks to try to kill off the molemen
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3226

blockheads invent the reaction.gif

3227
Muffinmix, the god of OVERPOWER, creates the first Ion cannon.

3228 asteroid hits the Blockland world killing off everyone.

3223 BC (Because some people went up)

It takes a year for everyone to respawn due to the lag.

3222 BC

An isolated group of Blockheads invent gfur.

3221 BC

those same blockheads are executed