(no hate replies please) i have a crush on my straight friend

[Cargøn]

So what you're saying is you want to override your friend's loveuality based on your own intrests
yeah hard to sympathize with.

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[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

just like
tell him you're gay

we've been on step loving one for like 30 pages please

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

Step 1. Say you're gay.
Step 2. Insert it in his butt if he confesses as well.

This is all you had to do from the start. Remember kids, don't do school, drink your drugs, and don't force loveual relationships on people.

[Gamefandan]

Read through this whole tread thinking I was gonna get some satisfaction in knowing that he told the friend that he's gay by the end of it; but he didn't, so I didn't, and now I'm sad.

[Flatflyer]

Read through this whole tread thinking I was gonna get some satisfaction in knowing that he told the friend that he's gay by the end of it; but he didn't, so I didn't, and now I'm sad.

Yeah its really dumb how he hasn't told him yet if this is actually true.

[Jubel]

Read through this whole tread thinking I was gonna get some satisfaction in knowing that he told the friend that he's gay by the end of it; but he didn't, so I didn't, and now I'm sad.

This whole thread was a month of waiting for rejectment.

Turns out our expectations were rejected :(

[16-Bit Yoshi]

so, like, he's mad at you for not making a move

bro no offense but you had forever to say "im gay", and then just slowly play it out

you missed a lot of chances imo, and karma's got you i guess

edit: welp i forgot to read, gon change the post to the more recent evidence