Author Topic: share near death experiences  (Read 4103 times)



I've been almost hit by cars dozens of times on my motorcycle. Thats about it
do you drive like a richard or do the cars drive like richards

do you drive like a richard or do the cars drive like richards
Everybody drives like a richard.


do you drive like a richard or do the cars drive like richards
a lot of other drives mostly
i try to drive safe because if I get into any accident Im getting hurt and not necessary the other

Like the other day I was making a left out of a gas station and some richard came the wrong way from a one way street and almost hit me

do richard drivers drive you nuts

motorcyclists usually drive like richardheads. no offense richardheads

motorcyclists usually drive like richardheads. no offense richardheads
none taken richardface

I've almost been hit by cars 20 times, especially in Paris around 6 years ago.
I don't think you've technically been to Paris if you haven't had to dodge cars.

motorcyclists usually drive like richardheads. no offense richardheads
well usually only sport bike riders
cruisers dont typically

people are morons though and I often question how some people got their license

well usually only sport bike riders
cruisers dont typically

people are morons though and I often question how some people got their license
Well most states make it too easy if that answers your question

Morningstar/Taciturn once threw a metal egg at my head.  Fortunately it missed.
A scaffolding cross brace fell about twenty feet and impaled itself in the ground a few feet from me.
Like an idiot biked into a road without really looking and came close-ish to getting hit by a car.
If I were less imposing the coyote I encountered in the woods junior year may have gone for my throat, maybe not.

Plethora has twice tried to strangle me while I was almost asleep because he was so enraged. 
Once Plethora almost knocked me out of a tree onto my head. 
I was in front of Plethora when we biked into the road. 

You two sound like you're in the story for a Final Destination film.
You keep dodging death and skipping it back and forth from each other.


One time I was climbing trees with my friend in a forest (Assassin's Creed 3 was nearing release at the time, so me and my friend were getting into tree climbing), and when my friend went up to the top, He told me to climb on up.

I took a bit of an alternate route than he had, and the only way to get up to the top was grab a branch that was sticking out, and pull myself up. I made the stupid mistake of not checking the strength of the branch before climbing it, so I was about halfway into getting my leg over when I hear a crack, and the branch I'm holding moves.

In that moment, me and my friend had just enough time to look at each other, and that's when he chose to say, "See you on the other side, pal."

When he said that, the branch gave way, and I fell. Since we used other fallen logs to climb up, I hit every log on the way down, only like 2 or 3, nothing big.

With my quick thinking, I managed to grab hold of one, right before falling down farther, but that slowed down my fall so I was good. I landed next to a jagged log, which probably would have impaled me had I not grabbed onto the branch when I did.

Moral of the story: Test the strength of branches you're about to grab onto when you're climbing a tree.