share near death experiences

[Maxxi]

alright
unfortunate times for me i suppose


1. split my head open and bled out about a pint of blood or something when i was 4
2. fell down the stairs (inb4 someone makes some stupid loving joke about me being dumb on the forums)
3. almost cut my artery
4. almost fell off a 30 floor building looking over the balcony
5. almost got ran over by a car
6. almost got ran over again
7. shocked myself 3 loving times almost ending in complete electrocutional death
8. almost died by tornado
9. almost ran over by car again
10. almost bashed my head in completely with a a hammer.

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[sir dooble]

I think I can understand and accept all of those as legitimate unforseen accidents, or acts of god, but I've no idea how to justify this one;

10. almost bashed my head in completely with a a hammer.

Like, was it in your hand at the time?
Or did you mean you "almost had your head bashed in with a hammer"?

[Damp]

1. split my head open and bled out about a pint of blood or something when i was 4
10. almost bashed my head in completely with a a hammer.

these two explain a lot about you

[Maxxi]

these two explain a lot about you

the same goes for you but worse

I think I can understand and accept all of those as legitimate unforseen accidents, or acts of god, but I've no idea how to justify this one;Like, was it in your hand at the time?
Or did you mean you "almost had your head bashed in with a hammer"?

i guess i mean what you said ya

[Mouse droidz 21]

A yellow scorpion almost bit me. Thats about it really, I only get injury's

[Thorfin25]

The first time I looked in the mirror

Oh boy do I have stories to tell. But I gotta say my worst moment wasn't an embarrassing one, just kinda me sitting in a pool of my own blood thinking "stuff"
So there I was riding my bike. Kinda stoned, head buds in, not listening, and not paying attention. I'm going full speed and just fly into an intersection, the light was red so cross traffic was going at full speed. It was a 4 lane road, with a center lane, so 5 I guess. A truck swerved from the 2nd lane into the first just barely avoiding me, I passed the others no problem, and in the last lane a black civic going 40 didn't have time to slow down or turn. Smashed into me, I went back first into the windshield, almost went through it. Then I got thrown off the side of the car and skidded along the side walk. Walked away with a sprained ankle.
But I was sitting there, had drugs and cigarettes in my backpack, I was in high school at the time so I was underage as well. Didn't get caught B)

I guess my backpack saved me from going through the windshield. There's also the time I lit my arm on fire, glad I had my head buzzed that time.

[Dante77]

I fell down from a horse and my spine almost hit a pointy rock that lied on the floor. When I got up I couldn't breathe for about 10 seconds that seemed like 10 minutes. Probably I'd still be alive even if that rock had hit me in the spine, but there was a big chance I'd become quadriplegic or something instead.

[XR-7]

I really don't think I would've died as speed was rather low but there was the near-miss with that cop.

When I was two, I slipped in the bathtub and hit my eye socket on the side. Luckily didn't get a concussion.

In second grade, my mom came by to pick me up after school and found me playing in a ditch by the side of the road.

Several near misses with "gangs" when I lived in a rundown town in Illinois.

My dad and I got caught in a squall (I sorta directed him in the way of it, just cause I wanted to see what it was like) so bad the car started rocking. We took shelter in a car wash.

North of Sikeston, MO, I was caught in a supercell. There was a tornado inside it, but we didn't know where it was and couldn't get out of the van. We left I-55 and parked in the parking lot of a diner to ride it out while hail hit the windows and the sky turned green.

I found a brown recluse spider in my bedroom. Good thing it wasn't in my bed.

While riding my bike in the woods behind my house on a trail I made, I crashed into tree root sticking out of a dip in the trail. I flew over the handlebars and went face first towards the other end of dip. To keep from hitting my head, I rolled over my shoulder and fell down a deepening ravine sort of structure about 6-10ft deep before stopping. Good thing it wasn't steeper, because there is a waterfall at the end that empties into the creek after a 15ft drop.

[Comatose]

Another one I forgot.

That embankment off to the side of the steps is actually a 50 foot drop into rocky rapids that'll shred you to death. I almost fell down it this past summer.

[Destroyer]

When I was 16 I was involved in a car accident. I pulled out at a blindspot and got hit by somebody doing 45-50 MPH. Luckily he swerved and only ended up clipping my front end. His car ended up going up on two wheels and his car's side got punch in, the back window popped out and shattered on the sidewalk.

A few days later it hit me that if he had not swerved, or if I would have pulled out a few second later, he would have hit my driver side door doing that speed.

[Jaxx]

i remember having the energy of a building go through me once. or more accurately, don't remember it. was in paris and maybe 11, so i didn't know about voltages and different plug setups, so i touched the outlet wrong and basically woke up a few seconds later still standing up. family was in the same room and never even noticed anything happened.

[Shortcut]

When I was a toddler, my parents looked away for literally one second while I was on the porch and I had run across the busy street in front of our apartment building. I lived, needless to say, but my parents were horrified.

When I was born, I had really bad asthma and was going to die, but I didn't, NEEDLESS TO SAY.

[sir dooble]

needless to say
NEEDLESS TO SAY.

Or is it????

[Shortcut]

Or is it????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAAlDoAtV7Y

[XR-7]

i remember having the energy of a building go through me once. or more accurately, don't remember it. was in paris and maybe 11, so i didn't know about voltages and different plug setups, so i touched the outlet wrong and basically woke up a few seconds later still standing up. family was in the same room and never even noticed anything happened.

Thanks for reminding me.

I was in the utility room looking for something with my brother a while ago. All the lights in the back room are the long fluorescent lights like you would find in a supermarket. One of them turns on with a light switch outside the doorway and the other turns on with a pull string. There is one that doesn't work though, and it was right above where I was looking. I couldn't see well and wanted it on, and then wondered why it didn't work. I saw a tiny red button on the underside.

"OHHH WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO??"

Idiot. As soon as I touched the button, an electric current literally hoisted me up on my toes dragging my arm up towards the light. I felt my veins expand and jerk a little bit. I only became disconnected from the light when my knees buckled under me. My arm kept tingling for about twenty minutes.

Don't push red buttons.