richard flavored candy. I'm not going to stoop to sucking good rooster when instead I can stay super-duper-hetero and just eat the damn candy.
Not that I'd like it, mind.
Hire a team of professionals (for free!) to build you a new house (maximum height is two stories.) with your own design ideas and visions. The end house to be lived in at your own discretion, also bills related to the house, such as plumbing and electricity, are free for life.
OR
Hire a team of professionals (for free!) to make you a single videogame built by your ideas and visions, the end copy to be done with as you please. (Put it on Steam, maybe?)