Author Topic: Weird rules at your school  (Read 1433 times)

For whatever reason, the "no weapons" clause of my school's rules specifically mentions a ban on nunchucks and throwing stars.

I guess they had a problem with ninjas at some point.

Anyways, post weird/funny rules at your school below

Don't bring firearms to school or assault staff members.

I mean really, what school is this overbearing??

Don't bring firearms to school or assault staff members.

I mean really, what school is this overbearing??
... this is weird?

anyway my school has no more weird rules anymore i think, hoodies used to be fully banned and now they are okay as long as you dont put the hood up

No tear gas or any other chemical weapons.

Oh, and no nuclear devices.

no hats whatsoever unless you're outside
you can't go outside if you're not wearing some sort of jacket even when it's 30 degrees celsius outside
because the supervisors are idiots you can't play with any toys outside
like

if there's a plastic shovel you can't dig with it
so you use your hands
but then they say you can't use your hands because they get dirty

little teeny tiny no-brained kids can use shovels and hands though because they "haven't learned yet"

at halloween we used to be able do have a huge dance party with a DJ and have this cool hallway with scary stuff in it
once i pretended to be a decoration and fooled many and jumpscared them

but now we get this embarrasing idiot dance party where NOBODY DANCES
and all the teachers, male or female, are forced to embarrass themselves by dancing infront of the kids and encouraging the kids to do so even when the kids and teachers dance like buckets spinning
in other words they dance badly
you all must dance

except the principal

unlike DJ land, there's no candy, no treats, no fun friendo meet-ups, and it's not even done at night they do it at daytime like on Christmas Morning instead of Halloween Night
IT'S NOT EVEN SCARY
IT'S FREAKIN' HALLOW'S EVE IT'S THE DAY WHERE ALL THE DEAD AND HAUNTED SPIRITS COME AND SCARE PEOPLE
THE IDIOCY IS NOT EVEN FUNNY

FFFFFFF sizzle sizzle
the teachers are all forced to wear cowboy and cowgirl costumes at halloween whether they like it or not
for no reason at all

i hate school

a school I went to for like two weeks didn't let you bring backpacks in
I imagine it's to prevent you from carrying in guns easily
but for real? if I'm gonna shoot up the school, I'm not gonna change my mind just bc you said "no backpacks"
... this is weird?
it literally doesn't get any less obviously joking than that

were not allowed to use mobile phones because we can take photos with them and then publish them on the internet

we have to wear clothes most of the time

Not really a schoolwide rule, but my Spanish teacher decided that she needs to keep all our Spanish notebooks there so we can't leave them at home.
How the forget am I supposed to do homework?

Not really a schoolwide rule, but my Spanish teacher decided that she needs to keep all our Spanish notebooks there so we can't leave them at home.
How the forget am I supposed to do homework?

lol

in reality my school's rules are pretty chill. Hats are fine, hoods are apparently bad but nobody ever cares, kids break the dress code and swear so much that it really isn't stopped, although both appear on the rules. I'm assuming anything too extreme would be noticed though.

My school really cracks down when it comes down to fighting, love crimes, vandalism/theft, and drugs though. Kids are suspended all the time when it comes to those.

I do online school now, so I'll just state last year's

You have to have your ID on at "all times" around your neck.
If you forget to bring it you automatically get a day of detention.

And most of the teachers thought it was weird that they stopped doing that after like 2 weeks.

No shorts even though there are loving 35 degrees outside and your balls will melt.

No shorts even though there are loving 35 degrees outside and your balls will melt.
If I went to your school I'd be fine because I almost always wear khakhis.

"No dissecting animals without permission"
Yeah, no stuff