Y'know...it's a shame we never get any business around here. Hey, I got a idea. Why not let the traders trade with the traders? That sounds like fun, right?
[The Winking Guard]Wait... I know you...Items for trade:- Iron Sword- Iron Greatsword- Healing Potion- Whiterun Guard Helmet- Solitude Shield [Enchanted with Frost Protection]- Leather Gauntlets- Dragon Bone
I'm up for trading, just ask and maybe we can come to a deal.
Anyone have any baby items? I could sure use some!
How about a fancy moustache?
Hacker could I have that helicopter? In turn I will give you a Ryuko.
Theepicman, I'll trade you a Plasma Dino for a space ship.
With the lack of business, my artifacts gather dust.The pocket watch reads 9:34 PM, three hours after I was supposed to clock out.Exhausted, I fall asleep, using the books as pillows.