There's a loving spider web RIGHT OUTSIDE my back door.

[the hacker]

Yes, I'm a pusillanimous individual. Shut the forget up.

How am I to deal with this forgeter? It's raining right now. Should I try to incorporate that?

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[hodot]

eat it

[AcornCake]

do what i do

never go outside

[Doughboy]

do what i do

eat it

[16-Bit Yoshi]

i had one beside my bed once

what i did was grab the largest and heaviest object and swing at it rapidly, and make sure the spider is loving guts and blood.

ironically enough it was the briefcase that had the knives in it

[Nonnel]

spray it with hair products

[espio100]

do what i do

Get a flamethrower and kill it with fire...
Like 12 times to be sure.

[Space1255]

Read it a story of Anasi the Spider.

[WaterOre]

I can't really see where the spider is, but you could try going apestuff on the back door

[Damp]

Yes, I'm a pusillanimous individual. Shut the forget up.

rude

[the hacker]

eat it

Webs taste like cotton balls.

spray it with hair products

I would if I had any.

Since Minnesota is doing its weekly drainage of California, I'm thinking of diverting the rainwater into the spider directly. Any ideas of how I would do this?

[hodot]

so you ate it?

[Damp]

god just cup water into your hands and splash it

[the hacker]

god just cup water into your hands and splash it

That's too easy.

[Space1255]

Read it a loving story.
Get over your fear.