Author Topic: There's a loving spider web RIGHT OUTSIDE my back door.  (Read 1857 times)


I don't think you can use rainwater unless you go outside near it. Besides, there's a storm system passing through. It'll probably blow away.



So I tried to position a plate so I could get a little stream of rainwater going down into the spider, but it loving moved out of the way. Just seeing it move was enough to drive me back inside. It's somewhere on the wall outside my back door now. I'm just gonna stay inside and cry until it leaves.

Read it a loving story.
Get over your fear.
dude holy stuff what
i have loving arachnophobia too, i'd stuff my pants if that was outside my back door aswell
people aren't all loving 6-pack abs and ready to shoot aliens you know


hacker, this is an intervention

you need to stop eating spiders

you need to stop eating spiders

yes, we all know your true identity is Spiders Georg

you need to stop eating spiders
this isn't a phase this is who i am

Yosher obviously put the spider at your back door.

Yosher obviously put the spider at your back door.

vacuum cleaner

he wants to steal your vacuum cleaner

dont do it

dude holy stuff what
i have loving arachnophobia too, i'd stuff my pants if that was outside my back door aswell
people aren't all loving 6-pack abs and ready to shoot aliens you know
You don't even have to do that, all you need to do is step on it once or twice and it dies. Unless it's a huge spider, then you blow up your house and hope that it dies.

yosher if you need to borrow his vacuum cleaner just ask