I've a riddle for you forums!

[the hacker]

another riddle: what has 4 legs but never touches the ground?

My BDSM partner.

[Ad Bot]

[Flatflyer]

another riddle: what has 4 legs but never touches the ground?

a table

....in spacceeeeeeeeee

[Space1255]

a table

....in spacceeeeeeeeee

Someone call?
-forced laughter in the background that actually sounds like someone dry heaving-

[crunk²]

My BDSM partner.

[hodototman]

My BDSM partner.

lol'd

[Georges]

Minnesota

[Ipquarx]

My BDSM partner.

I laughed

[Zack]

I've a riddle for yonder peasants: What has holes, yet holds water?
Post your answers below.

Holy water.

another riddle: what has 4 legs but never touches the ground?

A dog born in space.

[YounqD]

I have a riddle...

Two Moms and Two daughters went to the mall to buys dresses.

When they got back home there were only 3 dresses in the bag why is that?

[Niff]

I have a riddle...

Two Moms and Two daughters went to the mall to buys dresses.

When they got back home there were only 3 dresses in the bag why is that?

because one daughter was still in the womb

[Maxwell.]

I have a riddle...

Two Moms and Two daughters went to the mall to buys dresses.

When they got back home there were only 3 dresses in the bag why is that?

because the other mom was transgender and couldn't find a dress that fit

[Freek]

I have a riddle...

Two Moms and Two daughters went to the mall to buys dresses.

When they got back home there were only 3 dresses in the bag why is that?

it was a grandmother, a mother, and a young daughter

[Damp]

riddle: what is a handicap in and out of the forums?

[the hacker]

I have a riddle...

Two Moms and Two daughters went to the mall to buys dresses.

When they got back home there were only 3 dresses in the bag why is that?

Grandmother, mother, daughter

[YounqD]

it was a grandmother, a mother, and a young daughter

You're correct and dang that was fast lol