What are some weird/interesting facts about you?

[the hacker]

Title says it all. Post any weird or interesting facts about yourself. Here are some of mine:

• I'm the son of Erik D. Pakieser; a firearms expert and one of the primary Airsoft authorities in the United States
• I've tried and failed to start five different relationships throughout my elementary school years.
• I've never studied or taken notes for a test. If I have, I sure as hell never used them.
• I'm currently on the wanted list for the entire Joss Whedon fanbase. People have sent me actual death threats.
• While I've been in a dentist's office, I've never actually had a dentist appointment.
• I'm immune to sunburns; probably from my lack of vitamin D and/or never going outside
• If I like something a lot, I'll buy it twice; either as different versions or to give to friends.
• I'm completely uncircumcised, though I think I have some form of phimosis.
• I constantly try to bury my childhood in the past, often getting embarrassed when people bring up things I liked as a kid.
• I have no affiliation to any form of political group whatsoever. Nobody in my family even votes.

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[Foxscotch]

While I've been in a dentist's office, I've never actually had a dentist appointment

uh
ew

[AcornCake]

• i'm an uninteresting person

i'm serious i can't think of anything

[jonnyman5656]

• i'm an interesting person

Ftfy

[XR-7]

I won't do most things unless absolutely necessary.

I am a trained storm spotter.

I have a pathological dislike for condescending, dismissive, and pessimistic people both in real life and online, when I'm that exact person in real life.

I seem to have more trouble hearing than most people, but I can see very far.

I hate heat and love cold.

[Mr.Noßody]

My hands are triple jointed.

My voice is at an off/abnormal decibel (apparently making it harder to hear)

Heavy fan bases turn me way off to the subject matter.

No sense of smell.

Apparently aloveual. I don't like anyone. (Big surprise)

[ebube4356]

I was a really late bloomer

[Georges]

I'm a boring person with nothing interesting about me- except my love for anything LOTR.

[Zay]

i am secretly bacon

[hodot]

i am paranoid about most things

[Doorman]

I can't sleep unless I'm naked and clean.

I will kill for $100 mil and not a penny less.

I can't pee in front of others, because I get stage fright.

Every dog I have ever met has humped my leg at lease once.
I grew up in a dog family...

I. Love. Pickles.

I have been in three potentially fatal accidents and walked away from each without a scratch or sore muscle.

[Landmineman4000²]

I got emotonally attached to a stick once
I can't remember how high the set of stairs i fell from was when i was a baby to get emotionally attached to a stick
Anyhow i got angry and broke it in half and threw it down a hill and then cried

[ßlöükfáce]

• i like to ride my bike for miles and miles
• i suck at sports and video games
• never had alcohol, cigs or drugs
• i like to dress up for no reason
• i never broke a bone in my life
• i like to draw regardless of the stufftyness
• i go to this weird school where...
  
  • i literally get money
  • autistic meltdowns happen pretty much daily
  • field trips are a common thing
  • half the kids are loving ghetto and others have severe autism
  • no advanced classes except reading

[77x5ghost2]

i have aspergers (lol don't hate me for being different)

i actually speak canadian french irl (i speak english because they teach english too at school)

i secretly have a morphsuit (zentai special interest)

i'm overweight (200 pounds)

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• i like to ride my bike for miles and miles
• never had alcohol, cigs or drugs
• i never broke a bone in my life
• i like to draw regardless of the stufftyness

that's all i can think right now

[newspeed12]

I have ADHD and Tourettes

I have an intense hatred of doors

I never use urinels

sometimes I talk to myself
im underweight for my age group (104lbs)