I'm evil.
its that time again guys
my hair is cool
No it's not
i.. am cool.
No you're not, you're a dork
cant
Good.
Congratulations you went a day without fapping!
Great, now try going two days, you'll never make it
I'm about to graduate with a Chemical Engineering Major and a minor in Math and Ecology!
No you're not, I'm your professor, I failed you
I'm ok sometimes
You're never ok.
oh acorncake u so unlovey
im hot all bow down
Sorry, not into dinosaurs
I am a compile of human anatomy that makes me unique.
I am a complete vast of human intellect everyone understands, I am a unique person.
You have a twin bother with the exact same DNA as you. You're not special
i'm finding myself and gaining confidence on the way
woo, go me
BOOO
I survived the week hell yes
You're gonna get hit by a bus in 7 days
im not dead yet
You will be soon
Playing Blockland again reminded me that I'm still dating someone.
I bet it's online

I have so much potential to be a social deva
No idea what that is. But you don't
I'm doing pretty well coping at uni.
Still not fully out of my shell yet though.
But, at the very least, I made myself a rather nice bacon sarnie for dinner tonight, so I'm happy with my culinary skills.
Bacon sarnie sucks
I'm slightly more awesome than everyone here.
No you're not, you suck
I've been working out, yayyyyyyy
You're still skinny
I'M SORRY GUYS IM EVIL