britain launches a loving rocket titled: loving ROCKET HOLY stuff
it climbs 5km and decouples the loving handicap that got it to this altitude because the fatass weighed like a ton

this not only disproves chinas belief that britain may be gay, which was concluded false by one of britains colonies, but has arose suspicions that china itself, may actually be gay, thus britannia will rule the waves for longer than expected
it begins research on solid fuel, the fuel will be as solid as chinas richard when it sees a man