No one in their right mind would defend you this blindly.
How could me and him post at the same exact time if I was him?
1. I don't have 2 computers
2. My phone is dead
3. logging into a different account would require me to logout, get the password that the alt would have, remember it, type it in, and then login, go to topic, and write a whole paragraph about stuff
total amount of time it'd take = about 3-5 minutes.