its really amusing when meat eaters get really aggressively defensive when a vegetarian "threatens" their peace of mind by pointing out how stuffty eating meat is
I like meat and meat likes me.
Meat Eater's Creed (Rifleman's Creed)This is my meat. There is many like it, but this meat is mine.
Meat is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Meat, without me, is useless. Without meat, I am useless. I must eat my meat true. I must eat straighter than my enemy who is trying to eat vegetables. I must eat him before he eats me (wait what?). I will...
My meat and I know that what counts in meals is not the meat we eat, the smell of our meat, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the taste that counts. We will eat...
My meat is not human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will not eat it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its meat and its meat. I will keep my meat clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My meat and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but meat!