Author Topic: good jew jokes  (Read 1654 times)


just call them a jew after everything and youre good

I don't know any Jew Jokes, how about jew?

this fat bitch in my 6th grade class called me a jew all the time.... :c

jews are like money

they go faster than they come

it sounded way better in my head

jew've got to be kidding me



Jew gotta be kidding me...


What's the difference between a boy scout and a jew?
A boy scout comes back from his camp.

What's the difference between Jews and Burger King?
Only a few Jews made it on "the List".

Why are Jews spread apart?
They're afraid to Nationally Socialize.
Not really proud of that one...
What's the difference between France and Germany?
One creates "a jus", the other cremates "a Jew".

Man, I could keep going, Anne Frankly I might go too far.
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not really jew jokes but related and a little Jewish

A catholic priest and a Rabbi are sitting on a park bench when a young boy runs by chasing a ball. As the boy bends down to pick up the ball the preist turns to the Rabbi and says "Boy...I sure would like to forget him" .....and the Rabbi turns to the priest and says... Out of what?

A black guy a priest ands a Rabbi are in a plane thats going down
The plane is full of kids. and only two parachutes.
The black guy snags one and bails immediately.
The rabbi says, "Give me the last chute!!"
The priest responds "But what about the kids??"
Rabbi: forget THE KIDS!!
Priest: but do we have time?!

whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza.

a pizza can feed a family of 4 XD
I wonder if there was a blackmarket for slaves after the civil war...

kill me pls