Author Topic: what do you like to do when you watch research  (Read 2660 times)


selfcest

i want a clone
I can't imagine having love with myself or getting myself off as another one of myself
It would just be wayyyy too awkward.
And irrelevant to my loveuality

I can't imagine having love with myself or getting myself off as another one of myself
It would just be wayyyy too awkward.

man my clone and i would be best friends

best friends jack each other off, right?????

best friends jack each other off, right?????
only the best kind :cookieMonster:

man my clone and i would be best friends

best friends jack each other off, right?????
Friendship is loving.

you are all sinning
god never intended for you to stroke the old snake with your hands


Step 1: Frantically examine every room in the house to make sure Noones home.
Step 2: Sprint to my room and lock all 20 locks on my door.
Step 3: Close the window curtains and hang two large comforters with semen stains all over them over the windows.
Step 4: Act like I'm having a seizure to mess my bed up as much as possible.
Step 5: Tear my clothes off and carefully place a piece of fabric from the shirt to clean up afterwards.
Step 6: Enter private mode on my iPad and turn the brightness and volume all the way down.
Step 7: Masturbate
Step 8: Clean up the bloody semen that sprayed all over my walls and desktop.
Step 9: Spray an entire can of axe chocolate in my room.
Step 10: Burn anything with semen stains on it.
Step 11: Take an hour long shower to completely rid myself of any sweat or body odor caused by the process.
Step 12: Isolate myself in my house for at least 12 hours with every window wide open vowing to not let anyone inside under any circumstances.

sometimes i jack my ween a bit


close curtains, close door, open incognito mode, find research, fap away.



cold winter pajamas are basically the best because they have an actual, literal richard pocket that you can just slip it out the front of. don't need to take any clothes off at all, still be warm.