the year is 2086. roosterlover69 imagines a post using his "mind to text" translator. the post reads:
"
this guy is a friend lmao"
the subterranean sewer noobs look up from the rotting corpse of dead forumers they have been gnawing the bones of and squint at the light. the first devillish screech sets off a rampage, the lesser beings smashing the fine walls of the establishment and crushing the army of over 1000 unactivated alts. the revolution has begun.
yeah almost all of these "im new" threads are made by alts. can't remember the last time it wasn't an alt.
