Guess the below poster (or something about them apparently)

[Zack]

Who loves bats? I'm assuming batters. Those people are quite batty, with their big bats and battles with the bats.

Someone who enjoys a well placed pun.

[Ad Bot]

[TheABELBOTO]

no

someone who loves ACTUAL bats

[the hacker]

Baseball sucks.

Someone who doesn't want to kill me.

[Blockaium]

whaaa of course not! heh heh

hodowwwwwwwwwwtwtwwwwwwwwwwww wrwsassws

[Freek]

not

nal

[maplelink64]

nop

Someone who likes Grade A Milk
10/10

[Zack]

I love all milk. (That comes from cows. Screw almond milk. Coconut milk is a huge maybe.)
Thats ironic because I'm lactose intolerant.

Someone who's actually beaten Dark Souls. (Either one or two, Demon Souls does not count.)

[ßlöükfáce]

what is dark souls

uhhh someone with a capitalized name

[Blockaium]

o hey baby

somejuan who loves pumpkin pie

[crunk²]

YES.

someone who is over 18

[Zack]

Nope. 16. I find it sad I actually type a lot more "eloquent" than many other 16 year old people I know.

Someone who can explain what "adjacent" means without using the words "next to".

[Blockaium]

i think so
not looking it up so here goes
two points equally distant from eachother

someone who has played mutilate a doll 2

[crunk²]

yep. adjoining something else.

someone UNDER 18?

[Wrapperup]

forget how'd u kno???

some 420 hacker.

[the hacker]

Keep your goddamn mouth shut.

Someone who owns 9+ consoles (you can count handheld systems, I personally don't)