Most truths in this topic answered for the hell of it
How drunk am I right now?
Not drunk enough
Have I ever been convicted of a felony?
No, but I've committed crimes before
Do you own any illegal substances?
Ikaruga and Guilty Gear on Dreamcast, burned to CD-Rs
Do I play Blockland anymore?
On occasion, I've slowed down since RTB died
Have I ever been banned?
I've broken several rules in the past, but I've never been banned for them
Have I ever been suspended in school?
I once stabbed a kid with a pencil for calling me a handicap
Have I ever licked my elbow
It's so far away ;_;
Am I gay?
I'm predominantly attracted to physical appearance
How big is your research folder?
I keep all my research on flash drives, but none of them are full
Do I like my family?
Yes.
Do I have a forum crush?
Taya is like a big sister to me
Have I ever had fantasies of a TV character?
I don't really have fantasies; I just look up fanfic or rule 34
Weirdest thing I've ever fapped to?
Probably Naruto vore
Have I ever masturbated to the thought of loving my close friends?
I've had dreams about loving my classmates, but I never got off to them
How many BLF accounts do I have?
Two, only one has a key registered
Are dinosaurs best animals?
No, cats are best animals
Who on BLF do I hate the most?
Robo Noob and only Robo Noob
Have I ever vomited on an electronic device?
I had to wash cat vomit off my Wii U once
What's the dumbest mistake I've ever made?
Trying to start a relationship in elementary school
If you've had love before, how old was I when I lost my virginity?
I've had my richard sucked by a fifth grader when I was nine
What's the worst thing you've ever done to your parents?
When I was less than a year old, I hit my mom on the back of her head with a padlock
Who are you most embarrassed about having as a Steam friend?
I had Muslim as a Steam friend for a while, but he started funneling hateful messages from other problem users to me
Have I ever masturbated to ponies?
Only humanized ponies, as I don't see how one would want to forget a horse
Have I ever imagined someone close to me naked?
I've imagined Taya and Kitty Moonlight close to me, but not naked
Would I pay a monthly subscription for Blockland?
Oh hell no, I would never have joined if it did that
Have I ever killed an animal?
I'm too much of a pusillanimous individual to do so
Am I in love with anyone?
Kitty Moonlight, Tayasaurus as a big sister
Have I ever had suicidal thoughts?
Not about killing myself, but I've had thoughts about hurting myself
Have I ever had loveual fantasies about a forumer and/or an OC?
I've had romantic fantasies, but nothing loveual
Have I ever built inappropriate things in freebuilds?
Not that I remember, though I probably have
What was the last thing I fapped to?
ExHentai is a wonderful site
Do I have dreams about other forumers?
I had one about two Blocklanders, Kitty Moonlight and Amtastic, but no forumers
Have I ever committed a crime?
Indeed I have, but only enough to get a fine
Have I ever had loveual fantasies about my roleplay characters?
All my roleplay characters are personifications of my loveual fantasies
How much time do I spend on BLF?
It's pretty much the only site I use anymore
How old was I when I knew I hit puberty?
Thirteen
What's my deepest, darkest special interest?
special interestes aren't deep or dark, as they're a matter of preference, but my biggest special interest is BDSM
Have I ever sung a song I hate in public?
Why would I ever do that?
What's the weirdest thing I have in my research folder?
Corruption of Champions is an interesting game
How much of my life have I spent playing video games?
Not enough
What's my favorite researcho title?
Living love Toy Delivery; like the movie "I spit on your grave" only reversed genders and a lot less violent
Who's my favorite forumer?
My personal favorites are hodot, Becquerel, carolcat, Tayasaurus, Clone v.117, and grunterdb1951
What's the most embarrassing thing I've ever posted on BLF?
Anything I posted before I turned 14
What is your brutally honest political agenda?
Anarchist; primarily free market
Do you think Blockland is suffering?
Honestly, I think the only thing keeping it alive is Badspot. If he stopped development officially, everything tied to it will die too.
Have you ever wanted to stab someone with an American flag pole?
If it was a congressman, I definitely would.
Have I ever been involved in a BLF meme?
I make Brockrand comics on occasion.
Have I ever become infamous on a server/topic?
Not sure if this counts, but
the first person I know for a fact started hating me was Regolus.How many times have I posted in the wrong board?
Only once, actually.
Have I ever stolen a pencil in elementary school?
Those things were my goddamn salvation.
How many times did I go on researchhub this past week?
I don't use researchhub.
Have I ever imagined a world populated by myself and furry OCs?
Nekos are infinitely better than furries.
Do I touch my starfish wishing it would be filled with Tenshi's cum?
I like p-spot stimulation, but not by Tenshi.
If you ruled the world, would you have more than one person on these forums executed?
If it counts banned users, then yes.
Have I ever hacked any BL servers without getting caught?
Contrary to popular belief, I have no coding experience whatsoever.
What's one thing I used to like but hate now?
Smash Bros. I blame convention teen rooms for my loss of interest.
Have I ever had a crush on a teacher?
Surprisingly no. I mostly had crushes on my classmates; which is a
terrible idea if you're not in highschool yet.
What's the meanest thing I've ever said to someone?
Most of my life I've spoken with actions instead of words; so I don't know.
Am I ashamed of my middle name?
Not at all.
If you were trapped in a room with newspeed, would you resort to violence?
Probably not physical violence.
If I could cripple a single forumer, who would I cripple?
Either Robo Noob or comr4de.
Have I ever investigateed a forumer for no real reason?
No, but I like to record alts and ban reasons. Taboobles has an interesting file.
Have I ever messed up an assignment on purpose?
I can't help but make patterns with multiple choice answers ;_;
Has Badspot ever gotten angry at me?
No, you can't argue with Baddy about anything.
Did you ever attempt to host/join a love RP?
It was only once, and I made it clear that I wasn't gonna do it again.
Have I ever spammed Badspot?
Not that I remember. Don't intend to anytime soon.
Did I ever go through any weird phases?
I had close affection for inanimate objects before. I still do, but not as close.
Have I ever felt the need to taste stuff?
I have before. It's not pleasant.
What would you do with $120?
Purchase this.If you could only forget one person in the world, who would you forget?
Someone with a hermaphroditic body structure.
What are my special interestes?
BDSM of all forms. I can adapt to anything else.
Do I ever get the urge to put things in my mouth?
All the time. If I know it's edible, I usually will.
Have I ever gotten close to being revoked?
Not that I can think of. I've definitely broken rules in the past, but still went unnoticed.
When did I start masturbating?
The ripe age of 12. I was already watching research at age 11, but didn't actually combine the two until I was 13.
Who was my first crush?
A girl named Elie in Kindergarden. I was six.
Who would I marry on BLF?
grunterdb1951. I'd be his queen.
Is killing my business?
No. Not worth the cleanup afterwards.
Do I have any weird special interestes?
There's no such thing as a "weird" special interest. If you're loveually aroused by something, it's a special interest. End of story.
Have I ever done drugs or alcohol?
I've drunken alcohol before, but not enough to actually get drunk.
What's my IQ?
100-ish. Normal IQ.
Have I ever been arrested?
I've been locked out of my internet due to DMCA for a bit, but it didn't last long.
Has anyone ever insulted you to the point of physical violence?
I've stabbed kids with pencils before.
What's my favorite special interest?
BDSM as a whole.
Do I watch Netflix for more than 28 hours?
I don't watch Netflix at all.
Skip me
