ah, i remember the great ant massacre of summer 2012
i was upstairs in my room on my laptop one day when i noticed a little starfish crawling around the side of my desk (the one i'm currently on) so i crushed it, thinking that was the end of it. i was never more incorrect. the next day, a scout troupe of around 4 ants invaded my eating space and stole a crumb. me, being the desk overlord, had enough of this thievery, and ended their miserable lives. the next morning i got up and on my laptop, within 5 minutes there was an ant crawling up my leg. I look down on the floor and an entire platoon of little buggers has a little operation desert storm going so i get out the heavy artillery: the ammonia spray. death rains down on this entire village of ants and before long the bodies of many valiant soldiers blanketed my desk. a few ants must have developed gas mask technology because they didnt die from the fumes so i crushed them with my trusty soda cap.
that, my friends, is the true story of the great ant massacre of summer 2012
