Your forum zombie apocalypse team

[the hacker]

So I have a question for pretty much all of you. What was the job of the "guy who dies first" before he died? Like, who the forget would sign up for your team if their role was "guy who dies first." You have to at least humor them.

Who ever said they signed up?

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[Badger]

I feel like a sack of meat would be better

[SquartleTurtle]

leader is me because i will lead my squirtle squad to pusillanimous individual land
mechanic is carolcat
medic is destroyer with his sick healing burns
brains is killercop cause he is probably some crazy fedora psychopath that literally owns brains
guy who dies first is the person who steals stuff from my dumpster i swear to god i will find you and tear off your limbs

[$trinick]

Who ever said they signed up?

It's implied by the use of the word 'team' instead of the term 'slave force.'

[hodot]

It's implied by the use of the word 'team' instead of the term 'slave force.'

brother you overbrown townyze things

[McJobless]

All of the other Australians on this forum. We don't even need guns, just bare chests and goon.

[Derontchi]

All of the other Australians on this forum. We don't even need guns, just bare chests and goon.

You all would most likely be safe for at least some time given your isolation.

[Steele]

Leader: xxxxkill
Mechanic: Me
Heavy weapons guy: Qwepir
Medic: carolcat
Guy who dies first: Me

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

In terms of feasibility I've got my little brother, Muslim maybe and idk who else lives in southern California

[Alternat¡ve]

leader: me
other people: anyone who matters
guy who dies first: everyone else

[grunterdb1951]

Me: Myself.
Bae: the hacker
Moral Support: SquartleTurtle.

[SimpleFish]

Me and Whoopi Goldberg

[Space1255]

Come up with a zombie apocalypse team it doesn't need a specific format

Leader:me
Mechanic: Nighthawk
Heavy weapons guy: the hacker
Medic: hodot
Kamikaze swordsman who dies because he rolled a 1: space1255

Your turn

M8, you w0t. _{I know this is a joke.right?}
Fixed it.

[nienhaus1]

Pretty much everyone in the Skype drawing mega-thread group, they're cool.

[sir dooble]

the only feasible people would be tokthree and maxwell
seeing as they live relatively close to me

Hey-oh, I'm in central Wales now. Closer to the rest of the UK gang.