Author Topic: ask squartle anything (literally anything) (even how i met your mother)  (Read 4825 times)


how did you meet my mother

how can i not be so basic

how did you meet your mother

where'd you get that kush

where did you find those sweet shades

how did you meet my mother
at a strip club. she had a nice trunk
how can i not be so basic
stop telling the other girls hump jokes
how did you meet your mother
never met her, met her vagina though
where'd you get that kush
i infiltrated the underground meth lab of satantology where they had mari jo wanna-making technology
where did you find those sweet shades
i found them in pikachus starfish
balls?
dangle
i own a north face jacket

am i going to hell
definitely. you should feel more ashamed then what flatflyer does in his free time
am i good
get a face transplant and youll be more than mlg
Can you provide us with your voice (or maybe even your face)
the day i show my face is the day you get syphilis
Do you have a squirtle waifu?
if i did i would shove it in furdles face on how that i got a bitch that doesn't look like a deformed manchild
« Last Edit: October 06, 2014, 06:42:51 PM by SquartleTurtle »



i own a north face jacket

am i going to hell


Can you provide us with your voice (or maybe even your face)

Do you have a squirtle waifu?

Do you have a squirtle that really squirts?

i infiltrated the underground meth lab of satantology where they had mari jo wanna-making technology
ok great
you're under arrest unless you tell us where this so-called "underground meth lab of satanology" is

What is literally anything?