I don't get this world culture multilingual stuff some people like to promote. If we all just buckled down and spoke the same language, then it would be no trouble buying a double sided carrot wherever you go on the go in foreign lands, like streetside vendors. Even if it's the chinkiest, most bucktoothed inbred guy selling it on a street corner in Bangkok or something, at least you both'll understand each other.
I'd say the world language should be a Bantu one with an exclamation point in its name. They have lots of sounds so you won't have any more "engrish" or "cunniringus" because everyone will know a whole richard of sounds and be able to speak them. Everything would be better this way; forget you if you disagree.