* Command to grow genitals if they are female. Alternatives for both genders include: burning at the stake, lynching them, making their star fish grow taste buds, light on fire and trying to put them out with a fork, throwing them in the oven, punching them in the balls, hot gluing a plastic bag to their heads, etc.
There's this one prick on my floor (my school has this system where each floor is like it's own little school, with classes and all) who acts like a total douchebucket to me and me only. He bumps into me in the hallways trying to pass it of as him tripping, and he constantly talks stuff about me with his buttbuddies. God, do I want to shut him up for a good day or two, but that would require A. beating him up, which I can't do and will probably land me in detention while he goes off scot-free or B. talking to a guidance counselor, only problem is that they're far, far too lax and anything they might say about not messing with me will go in one ear and out the other.
Anyone else at your school like this?
