Ebola is back!

[Bisjac]

it sounds fine that people are brought here for treatments. even if they are us citizens.

but the US only has 19 lvl4 biohazard containment beds left to use in the country. after that, there are only less safe ways to deal with an outbreak.
and remember that most stories of people catching it, are healthcare workers that were treating people. even with the best hazmat gear, its hard to avoid the virus. it takes teams of people to undress you, and teams to undress THEM. thats a lot of bullstuff to visit a sick guy 30 times a day. and someone inevitably forgets up the process.

the only good way to deal with it is to not allow em in XD

this is what op prob was talking about
http://nypost.com/2014/10/16/alarm-after-vomiting-passenger-dies-on-flight-from-nigeria-to-jfk/

they claim its not ebola after a quick look by the cdc or whoever responded. but the fastest way to detect ebola right now is a 4 hour chemical process. the quick examinations are bullstuff and prob said it to avoid panic at the site XD

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[DrenDran]

Just got note another person came from Africa with ebola. I am honestly think Africa is TRYING to kill us.

[Lego lad]

If I get infected I'll become the worlds best assassin, all I have to do is spit on people then say "bye"

[SWAT One]

The duality of the inherent comedy and the fact that pussies like you get upset about it are a large part of why the joke is popular.

No.  Pretty sure it's hype, and the general trend of many Americans growing more and more insensitive to serious and compelling matters.  If you had Ebola, I would feel sorry for you, regardless of the fact that you're being edgy and richardish as forget.  If you get it, fine.  Prove it, with witness accounts and I'll personally send you $100 to help pay for your treatment.

[Nonnel]

if i get ebola i will kill myself so fast

[Bisjac]

i dont think i would trust the healthcare workers that are caring for me. any real attempt to help me risks infecting themselves XD
they would just as well let me die to save themselves.

i would run

[Kishgal]

No.  Pretty sure it's hype, and the general trend of many Americans growing more and more insensitive to serious and compelling matters.  If you had Ebola, I would feel sorry for you, regardless of the fact that you're being edgy and richardish as forget.  If you get it, fine.  Prove it, with witness accounts and I'll personally send you $100 to help pay for your treatment.

i was going to address each sentence in here but then i realised it would just be "lol" three times

[SWAT One]

i was going to address each sentence in here but then i realised it would just be "lol" three times

You think I'm joking?  Alright.  Matters are in your own hands then.

[Kishgal]

You think I'm joking?  Alright.  Matters are in your own hands then.

I never said you're joking. You are a joke.

[Cybertails1998]

still funnier than ebola-chan :v

[Derontchi]

but the US only has 19 lvl4 biohazard containment beds left to use in the country.

They should have upgraded them before they upgraded their town hall! But seriously why so few?

[KickFlow]

You can make jokes about 9/11, WWII, the holocaust, swine flu, and other terrible ways of death...

But once you say a joke about Cancer or Ebola, you're called a prick.

 I don't get it.

[Georges]

It's back in black

[ResonKinetic]

You can make jokes about 9/11, WWII, the holocaust, swine flu, and other terrible ways of death...

But once you say a joke about Cancer or Ebola, you're called a prick.

 I don't get it.

it's "too soon"

give it about five to ten years and it'll be funny

[Brickitect]

You can make jokes about 9/11, WWII, the holocaust, swine flu, and other terrible ways of death...

But once you say a joke about Cancer or Ebola, you're called a prick.

 I don't get it.

Jokes about ANY of those listed above and more are just richardish.  How the hell are jokes about that stuff funny?