Come up with status effects for a RPG

[KillerCop311]

Come up with a name and description. The description can be funny or serious. Name has to be relevant too. A color for the effect would be nice too. Also, if it's funny, you can grab some effects from other games and kinda shorten it out.
Status: Jelloified
[excessively long] Description: Cave Johnson here. I've recently discovered some new tech after merging with the famous company you know as Jello. After experimenting with science I've recently discovered this can be used as a shield. It will encase you in Jello.

I've got some good news and bad news for it. The good news? The Jello is so resistant to other items you'll be protected for -2 turns.- The bad news? Well, since you can't really move in Jello, you're gonna be stuck in there until you get out. And you're probably trying to eat it, so you might get fat and slow yourself down. The stickiness is probably gross too, so there's that.

Cave Johnson, we're done here.

In short, Dig without the attack for 2 turns, speed debuff, and in a rare case grossed out effect.

[Ad Bot]

[joe411]

Erectile dysfunction:

Effects male characters. Makes any erect character's snake go all flacid.
Lowers self esteem for two turns.

[Alkatjo]

Abnormal magic explosive diarrhea:

Your character has ingested the wrong potion, he is now slowed in his tracks and takes an additional 2+a percentage of your max hp in damage each 3 turns.
The ring of fire!

[Bisjac]

Autism:

character loses ability to connect emotionally with party.
while effect is up, party members must keep using self esteem abilities/magic/items on said character so that he dosnt gain effect "enrage"

Enrage:

character throws a tantrum, and can no longer act or be acted upon. open to attacks from enemy.

[WaterOre]

Disco:
Character flashes rainbow lights and gains stuff clothes. Agility is increased, attack and defense are cut.

Nitroglycerin:
Every attack makes you explode, damaging all adjacent enemies and allies. Each explosion knocks off a third of your health.

[joe411]

brown town Leakage:
Caused when a character blows out of their ass too much.
Character loses ability to attack for the remainder of the game.

[Plastiware]

Drunkenness:
Defense bonus
Attacks often miss
Characters stumbles on overworld
Wears off after sleeping or after 20 turns in battle

Fresh Breath:
Filthy-type enemies sometimes miss or even run away.
Some NPCs have notably more positive reactions to you.
Wears off after sleeping or acquiring a different breath status.

Garlic Breath:
Vampires always miss and will sometimes run away.
Filthy-type enemies attack more aggressively.
Some NPCs have notably less positive reactions to you.
Shopkeepers will charge you more.
Wears off after sleeping or acquiring a different breath status.

[Bomberguy]

Overpower:
Explosive bonus
Attack bonus
Defense bonus
Magic bonus
Health bonus
Affects all teammates in a 3x3 area
Amplify:
Boosts the effect of current state

[Kochieboy]

Caffine High:

+2 Agility
+3 Speed

Description: Man, that cup of coffee was strong. Your battle output is going to make records.

Caffine Crash

-3 Agility
-2 Dexterity
-4 Speed

Description: You should've drank another cup, now you have to deal with Taco Bell level diarrhea and lethargy.