what would your character's stats be in a character switching platformer

[KillerCop311]

only 2 buffs and 2 debuffs
ex:
Autistic Guy
+ Annoys people to death
+ Distracting in cases
- Does a lot less damage
- Hard to control
Alex/my OC
+ Big ass sword deals lots of damage
+ Fast attack speed
- Mobility crippled/massively debuffed, cannot jump as high, moves slow
- Due to size, large hitbox

[Ad Bot]

[Landmineman4000²]

Mr. Manguy
+ Is a man
+ Is also a guy
- Short richard
- Testicular cancer

Ms. Woman
+ Is a woman
+ Tits
- Is not a man
- Ebola

[Daswiruch]

Dass
+ Able to fight at faster speeds
+ Light, so a higher jump.
- First damage taken will cause glasses to fall off, resulting in a blurred screen
- Very weak

[the hacker]

Tentacle monster
+ Can appear anywhere
+ Invisible to non-victims
- Can only attack high school tsunderes
- Only appears in between plot relevant conversations

[Zanaran2]

Zan/Glass
+ Ten of them exist at once, and can be controlled by the player a la Enough Plumbers.
+ Can stack on top of each other and weigh as much as ten other players.
- Dies in one hit.
- Always starts the level with ten clones and cannot produce anymore afterwards

[Doughboy]

Doughboy
+ Gets health when he hits an enemy
+ smells nice
- The enemy gets health when they hit him
- If not used for a while he begins to rot

[Flatflyer]

Flatflyer
+Magic shields
+swords for close combat
-kinda squishy
-can't fly :(

Femflyer
+Anti-matter magic (incredibly effective at destroying enemies and walls)
+Ninja-like movements
-even squishier than flatflyer
-Tentacle monster seems to like her a lot

[maplelink64]

Milk Man
+ Milk
+ Agile
+ Drives the Milk Mobile
+ Delivers first before anything else

i couldn't think of any negatives.

[16-Bit Yoshi]

Poison Man:
+Poisons enemies for overtime damage
+Unaffected by poison, can swim in pools of it.
-Terrain dissolves around him.
-Can hurt friendlys.

Colin:
+roostery bastard
+Strong
-Fast but very little stamina
-Very grumpy

[Kochieboy]

Silico
+Fast and can jump high
+Can use momentum to knock enemies down
-Weak to EMPs
-Falls victim to femme fatales

[joe411]

Waluigi
+tall
+friends with wario
-purple hat
-no one likes him

[NML Cygni]

NML CYGNI
+A gigantic star that literally forgets anything in tact with it (besides black holes or neutron stars)
+Searing hot
+3 seconds of looking at it blinds you if earth's distance away
- has only about 134000 years to live
- extreme gravity allows stronger objects to come closer to it (black holes or neutron stars)
- lives in Cygnus constellation (full of richard stars who bully him)

[TheABELBOTO]

Autistic Guy
+ Annoys people to death
+ Distracting in cases
- Does a lot less damage
- Hard to control

why did you change it's name from OP?

[Bomberguy]

The Engie

+Can assemble up to 3 - 5 sentries
+Can replenish own ammo and materials over time
+Can summon support
-Sentries lower level all way to level minisentry while building multiple sentries
-Walks slow
-Dances too much Cant attack when dancing

The Anti Engie

+Can summon 10-30 minions to will
+Can use dark matter to destroy enemys
+Dark matter replenishes
+Materials replenish faster when has a higher health
-Dark matter only replenishes when you get kills
-When your dark matter runs out you revert to normal engie
-Bullets travel through dark matter but make engie self explode draining a quarter of health
-Extremley weak to explosives

Robot engie

+Has +50 more health than normal engie
+Assemble up to 5 - 10 sentries
+Can bash through walls
-Dies from EMP and respawns as normal engie
-Can get sapped by spies
-Wallbashing results in getting a quarter of health killed off

[Zanaran2]

why did you change it's name from OP?

man I haven't heard that one before

only 2 buffs and 2 debuffs