Dear Blogland, today I ...

[Tenshi]

really? i got sucked off by some hitchhiker while driving my truck today! does this face look familiar?

Baby! Is that really you?
How I long to feel your burly mustache between my ass cheeks again

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[XR-7]

Yes
Had to suck off a trucker to get home

I'm sure you were completely mortified amirite?

[Tenshi]

I'm sure you were completely mortified amirite?

Considering I do that for free anyway, not so much