I found a brand new recipe for bortaple lejly neabs.
Take 3 leaves from the branches of a freshly bloomed Ficus tree to an altar of Zeus and sprinkle them over the sacrificed remains of a newly born baby lamb, while chanting the fourteenth verse of Hamlet until the blood from the lamb has throughly soaked through. Then, consume a single canned refried bean (preferably Hormel) and spit the remaining chewed bean matter into a glass of the purest crystal, which you must then shatter over the altar and cover in candle wax.