Ebola Thread: Ebola spreads to Mali (EBOLA TRACKER ADDED TO OP- CHECK IT OUT)

[Becquerel]

Hey guys
Alot of people are Capitalizing and taking advantage of the ebola crCIA
What Im specifically talking about right now are hackers
Theres a fake website that claims to be an Ebola tracking toolbar, and basically it automatically asks you where to save the malicious .exe, and when executed installs even more malware
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2014-10/24/ebola-malware-scare
I came across it already twice today

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[-Setro-]

a virus about a virus
hm

[Maxxi]

can they just take all the people in quarantine and burn them with flamethrowers or something until they bleed out?
like
they're gonna most certainly die anyway so ya
inb4 being called edgy because its the latest funny meme

[otto-san]

they're gonna most certainly die anyway so ya
inb4 being called edgy because its the latest funny meme

it's probably more worth our time to figure out effective ways to treat it

we might need to burn diseased carcasses if we really want to control spread tho

[Doughboy]

how can someone bleed to death after being toasted with a flamethrower

[Maxxi]

how can someone bleed to death after been toasted with a flamethrower

idk the crunchy black skin of theirs begins to crack and their blood vessels pop out or something and then they just leak out

[-Setro-]

uh does maxx know what he's talking about
wouldn't the fire just cauterize the wound formed by it?
also that'd be really morbid, you don't just take someone with a virus and burn them, that'd count as assault, and if they die from it, murder

[otto-san]

in lighter noos

https://soundcloud.com/shadowmrgn/ebola-in-town-d-12-shadow-kuzzy-of-2kings

[Nonnel]

also that'd be really morbid, you don't just take someone with a virus and burn them, that'd count as assault, and if they die from it, murder

if a disease is about to destroy mankind, it doesn't matter.

not that ebola is going to.

[India]

it's probably more worth our time to figure out effective ways to treat it

we might need to burn diseased carcasses if we really want to control spread tho

IS JUSS LIKE DA ZOMBIE APOKKALPSS!!

[Blockaium]

For everyone worried about it in AZ, don't worry yet, the CIA case was fake.
http://badsatiretoday.com/CIA-militants-with-ebola-caught-in-arizona/

Also, I made a map of Ebola in the United States of America. Setro, you should add it to the OP. Red is confirmed presence of the virus and yellow is just scares/threats/rumors. Feel free to edit and update it whenever necessary.

[Biostorm]

So this is the official Ebola fear mongering thread?

[-Setro-]

added map to OP
WHAT IF EBOLA BECOMES A ZOMBIE VIRUS
IS THIS THE APOCALYPSE

[KickFlow]

There was a rumor there was one in Massachusetts but that rumor has reported false, not sure if that counts to put it in the list or not.

[India]

based on my stuffty understanding of us geography:
(florida) is probably around daytona beach
 
(california) is probably more around the edges of LA county maybe in that big valley that sux richard san bernardino