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WHITEBOARD ADVENTURES

Chapter Two: It Came from Space!

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Welcome. There is a room, as you can see here. There is a person whom is Green. They are facing to the right cause that is the direction their hair is pointing. There is a penguin sporting a stylish bow-tie situated in the room as well. There are as well a bunch of other things as you can see.

Currently there is a threat to the world this room inhabits, and as such there is motivation for events to occur in order to preserve the status quo of this world so to speak; that is, most people don't like their world being threatened.
I assume you are all mostly familiar with the various commands able to be given in such choose your own adventures.
Let us begin:

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« Last Edit: November 23, 2014, 04:56:14 PM by Ladios »

--> masturbate

-->examine penguin

i think thats how it works anyway

--> take chandelier from ceiling and proceed beating up penguin with it

--> examine bump in rug


-->examine penguin
The amphibious fowl stares ahead silently.

Provided your previously preconceived proper penguin perception preoccupation, it becomes appearant that this particular penguin seems to be in perpetual peril.
That is to say, the penguin looks upset.

The silk tie on it's neck is an indication of the penguins status, being that it probably is like something formal because fancy people wear ties and there is the stereo type that penguins are fancy due to their tuxedoean appearance. Not that they have choice in the matter, the pattern of their feathers really has nothing to do with the social-economical upbringing of this person, so such prejudments are rather unfounded. In fact I don't think they even have a single proper opera house in the Antarctic.

It is quite probably that the penguin would have something for you to do and likely would give a reward upon completion of it's desired task: that is usually how games like this work.

Unfortunately it is a penguin, so it cannot speak english. Infact I don't even know how to transcribe whatever sound a penguin makes. Is it like a woop or a squawk? Most weird birds squawk, I'll just assume it would squawk. But oh look there I go being prejudicial now. Not that any of this is verifiable as the bird is, as before mentioned, silent.


--> examine bump in rug
Yup, it is, in all certainty, a bump.
A wiggly bump at that. It is kind of hard to animate a surface without photomanipulation however, so suffice to say those wiggly lines around the bump may be movement lines.
Or they could also indicate the bump isn't only the obvious definition of "bump-shaped" but may actually be consistent of multiple unrelated bumps? Especially considering the top bump is moving independent of the shape underneath?

 This is probably like one of those clue things you see all the time where like the camera kinda goes all zoomy and everything greys out except for the object.
Kinda the way Sherlock Holmes sees things according to pretty much every adaptation of his story arch.
Which is kind of silly, I would imagine the color of all objects around to be significant, and the sudden lack of color perception to be unnerving I hope Mr. Holmes doesn't have some like eye problem, but then again with all the drugs he usually is described as taking, I wouldn't be surprised if his sight was ill-affected. Then again I am not a super awesome detective so maybe that's just how they are trained to see things?

So yeah, its a really fancy purple rug, as evident by the fact that it has those frilly's at the end and is purple. Usually expensive stuff is purple. Did you know they used to make purple die out of abalone shell? Was really expensive too, now they just synthesize all that crap with artificial chemicals or indigo, which is actually a poisonous plant. Maybe the rug is poisonous and was a murder weapon or something? Man that would be an exciting twist. Probably not though...

--> notice that bump in rug is fish, proceed giving fish to penguin

Also this topic is loving great already, good going Ladios

--> notice that bump in rug is fish, proceed giving fish to penguin

The displacement of the rug reveals the clue!


Your astute problem solving skills would leave even our dear Holmes envious. Indeed you have thoroughly solved that puzzle and have greatly advanced your progress in this adventure.

The Fish has been applied to the penguin's person. The penguin seems distraught, being covered in mucous would do that to one. The Fish doesn't seem to mind however. The Fish waves an eye-stalk in agreement.




--> Check backpack.

Upon examination of the backpack you find nothing in the front pocket.
Nothing would even fit in it given the superfluous volume of the contents of the main pouch, likely exceeding what is probably the recommended capacity of goods per satchel.
No doubt there is a treasure trove of clues or goodies in here.

Not. It's an egg. A fairly nifty and cartoonishly oversized egg of a fascinating irridescent hue, marred only by a few black specks. Listening closely you can hear a fair whir of a tiny but rapidly beating heart. Or thats what you would assume cause its an egg and theres not much else that could sound like that.
It doesn't appear to be shifting at all, which means it isn't going to hatch soon. That's how they tell when eggs are going to hatch in Pokemon. An adequate execution of scientific brown townysis and hypothesis. I guess. There were some other steps to the scientific method right? Whatever, no one ever cares about those. Science!


--> pet the fish

The fish, sensing your intentions, retreats into it's shell. Skittish little buggers ain't they.
Perhaps the petting shall be postponed.


-->Pick up grapes

Oh how nice, Green graciously grabbed the grapes on your behalf. No need to burden yourself at this time with such a tedious load. I mean have you ever tried to hold grapes without chaos ensuring?
The nodules disconnect with such ease its almost like they are trying to escape. I mean evolutionarily that makes sense cause then the grapes could traverse long distances to seed and sprout. A grape can roll thirty miles in a day*. More science.
*After consultation with a math major, she calculated it would actually under ideal conditions take approximately fifteen minutes for a grape to roll 30 miles (provided it was rolling down what would be the mathematical limit of a slope, being a pretty much vertical inclination)

Needless to say, Green wouldn't encounter such a challenge, being well endowed in all manner of helpfull skills. Picking things up. Holding them. Wearing funny hats. There's no hats around mind you so don't get distracted. I am just making small talk.

Weren't we doing something?

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« Last Edit: October 26, 2014, 01:26:07 PM by Ladios »

Oh wait i see

--> lower temperature with whatever the forget it was called again

--> lower temperature with whatever the forget it was called again

Unfortunately, the Whatevertheforgetitwascalleda gain tm is missing its doohickey which renders the device nearly useless.
*It isn't completely useless however as it does supposedly display that currently it is uncomfortably hot in the vicinity of the measuring apparatus.

You hope this doesn't void the warranty.
« Last Edit: October 26, 2014, 02:47:58 PM by Ladios »

--> Disconnect grapes from vine and use vine to fix the 1 armed clock. Set clock to 1:23.

--> look at paper on floor by rug