The sarcastic "How To" thread

[Rabbot32]

Post your silly "How To"'s here.
I'll start:

How to change a lightbulb:
Step one; rip the cord out.
Step two: replace it with spaghetti.
Step three: Question life choices.

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[Blockzillahead]

I dieded laughing

[joe411]

Lol nice meme XD

[ebube4356]

Lol nice meme XD

[}]Crazy[{]

How to take a hit
Step 1 - order a hitman and target yourself
Step 2 - wait for hitman
Step 3 - force him to hit you

[Electrk.]

how to make meme???

[WaterOre]

How to Play Roblox
Step 1 - Turn it on.
Step 2 - Contemplate life choices.
Step 3 - Turn it off.

[ResonKinetic]

How to meme

1.meme
2.meme
3.kimon

[India]

How to meme

1.meme
2.meme
3.kimon

kimon, step it up!

[Biohazard]

How to meme

1.meme
2.meme
3.kimon

how to meme (revisited)
1. meme
2. meme
3. biohazard, mememaster

[Electrk.]

well now I'm confused

[ButlerBlockhead125]

How to make easy money and get rid of siblings.

Step 1: Get rope, a whip, and chloroform.
Step 2: Tie them up and train them.
Step 3: Force them to work on your Cotton Plantation
Step 4: $$$

[espio100]

How to pay people
1. Open wallet
2. Give the guy some spaghetti
3. Run away with your burrito.

[Derontchi]

How to jerk it:
Step one; rip the cord out.
Step two: replace it with spaghetti.
Step three: new gender

[Boink!]

How to make a topic
Step one: memes