Author Topic: Area 51 scientist's deathbed video: UFOs are real, aliens have federal jobs (Read 4345 times)

Furling² · October 31, 2014, 10:24:44 AM

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The scientist said there were 18 extraterrestrials working for the government. Some of them were at least 250 years old.

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Camel · October 31, 2014, 10:27:17 AM

oh my god

what kind of alien would want to be a suit??! man i was hoping they'd be cool...

XR-7 · October 31, 2014, 10:31:33 AM

People do weird things when they're dying.

Quote Story · October 31, 2014, 10:36:28 AM

I mean, if you were an area 51 scientist, wouldn't it be hilarious to say aliens are real then die?

comr4de · October 31, 2014, 10:43:19 AM

Spooky
youtube.com/watch?v=5kuYGKVa4t4

Flatflyer · October 31, 2014, 10:56:10 AM

Obama is a alien.
its confirmed.
we are all living under a world of lies, awaiting our ultimate enslavement by the green people.

Kimon² · October 31, 2014, 10:58:09 AM

i always knew it

Oasis · October 31, 2014, 10:58:45 AM

I mean, if you were an area 51 scientist, wouldn't it be hilarious to say aliens are real then die?

That what I wanted Armstrong to say before he died. Just a simple: "We're not alone."

Nonnel · October 31, 2014, 11:01:47 AM

That what I wanted Armstrong to say before he died. Just a simple: "We're not alone."

WAIT
ARMSTRONG IS DEAD
WHAT THE forget

XR-7 · October 31, 2014, 11:05:32 AM

WAIT
ARMSTRONG IS DEAD
WHAT THE forget

Wow nonnel

Flatflyer · October 31, 2014, 11:06:51 AM

Wow nonnel

nonnel more like
knows-nothing-nel

Total Logic · October 31, 2014, 11:08:29 AM

Aliens caused Ebola, Oh damn son.

Mr Man · October 31, 2014, 11:09:23 AM

Inb4governmentdeniesitagain

Frostbyte · October 31, 2014, 11:24:44 AM

Ayy lmao.

Guess Men in Black was right, get Will Smith in the line.

ResonKinetic · October 31, 2014, 11:51:52 AM

i seriously hope no one is taking this seriously

because really