IMAGINE IF ...

[Doorman]

I would have never been born.

What if your mom ate the world?

[Ad Bot]

[Rigel]

Her donk would increase exponentially.

What if you stuck the sun where the sun don't shine?

[Tee]

it would burn a new starfish

what if expand dong was real?

[WaterOre]

   

Imagine if crystalline beings enslaved Earth.

[Doorman]

I would smoke them like meth.

What if murder was a currency?

[MTrRxx]

Then I would be rich.

What if everyone were bears, that had sharks for arms, that had chainsaws as fins and teeth.

[Lego lad]

then i would still think dinosaurs were better

imagine if autism wasnt real

[Rigel]

The world would have less potatoes.

What if the water was purple, and by extension, the sky?

[Doorman]

I'd smoke more weed.

What if religion was fire?

[Rigel]

I'd smoke more weed.

What if religion was fire?

Priests would birth shadows.

What if we lived in a Dwarf Fortress world?

[the hacker]

We would die really quickly.

Imagine if chairs took over the world.

[Doorman]

Life would be a never ending game of musical chairs.

What if everyone was constantly happy?

[Kamutog]

Nobody would understand why crime is wrong, because EVERY criminal would be happy while committing.

What if every form of technology had a huge backfire?

[Clone v.117]

We would try to create guns and end up discovering the secret to immortality, sweet.

What if instead of legs you had living geese attached to your hips?

[giant tootsie rolls]

(Remove his legs and turn it into a goose)

Imagine if imagining an imagination removed your imagination of imagining an imagination?