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[Mr Queeba]

Yesterday, I went trick or treating with my older brothers. We got a whole bunch of candy, and everything was great... UNTIL TODAY. I came down to see the candy gone, my older brothers searching for it. I called my Mom, she said she had to send it all to Portugal.

Wow, Mom. Well played.
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[Maxwell.]

why

[Mr Queeba]

why

No idea.

[ßlöükfáce]

if she said portugal she probably threw it away

[tnatsissA]

it all to Portugal.

Portugal.

That damn bitch be hiddin' your candy.

[Ben Grapevine]

She is going to eat it lol

[Mr Queeba]

She usually sends stuff that we don't use anymore (such as clothes that don't fit us anymore) to Portugal. She puts them in barrels and just ships them away.

[LeetZero]

Did she have a brain surgery anytime before and anonymously sent something to Portugal because I think I know what happened in that case.

No but seriously how does random candy you just got for Halloween equal to something you don't use anymore.

[{L}]

send it all to Portugal.

forgetin WALDO

[Maxwell.]

Did she have a brain surgery anytime before and anonymously sent something to Portugal because I think I know what happened in that case.

No but seriously how does random candy you just got for Halloween equal to something you don't use anymore.

why would she ship candy to another country
that is the single most useless way of spending any amount of money

[Mr Queeba]

She says that we can't have too much candy as well.
What an excuse.

[sir dooble]

Every year the streets of Portugal are flooded with tons of sweets and barrels of items.
No one knew why... until now!

[Swat 3]

Am I the only one who thinks OP is bullstuffting?

[XR-7]

Every year the streets of Portugal are flooded with tons of sweets and barrels of items.
No one knew why... until now!

One of them reads, "Brian's Candy".

[Mr Queeba]

What she is actually doing is sending the sweets and stuff to her friends at Portugal (she used to live there).