Amazon Echo

[ShadowsfeaR]

>always on microphone

It hears you when you forget.

"Alexa, give me new love positions."

Imagine the hilarity if the girl's name was Alexa.

[Ad Bot]

[ResonKinetic]

"No only when you say keyword!!11!1"
How would it hear you say the keyword. I hate false advertising like that

because it actually is always on and only converses when you use the keyword, goofus.

[KickFlow]

because it actually is always on and only converses when you use the keyword, goofus.

Therefore the mic is ALWAYS on.

[Torin0101]

*stereotypical kid comes out*
Elexa, play rock music!
*plays stock rock*

[Harm94]

Looks like amazon is becoming the new apple.

[Torin0101]

[Ipquarx]

Therefore the mic is ALWAYS on.

always listening
using your footsteps to map out where you are in the room
it is watching, it is waiting

[Oasis]

This video is of the saddest family in the world. Just consistently talking to a cylinder.

[MrLoL²]

-snip-

[Katadeus]

Echo is controlled by your voice for hands-free convenience and is connected to my butt so it's always getting smarter.

[Refticus]

just wait for V.2 where it now controls your doors and electrical appliances.


we'll probably have to yank the CPU out of it.

[Tayasaurus]

these fake family setups in advertising always make me cringe.

[pefu19]

i bet it costs a fortune tho

[Ipquarx]

Echo is controlled by your voice for hands-free convenience and is connected to my butt so it's always getting smarter.

It took me a minute to get this.

[TeeOS]

I'll just watch this commercial and pretend that "Alexa" isn't going to become GLaDOS at any point in time.