Block Wars - No Hope

[WRB852]

I really liked the last four lines. XD

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[NickTheSushi]

Lemme voice act as chewbacca :D

[WRB852]

Make a clip of your impression, and send it to Swholli and I. Or just post it here for that matter.

[tcxxx572]

Moer!

(Btw do you already have a writer? Cuz i want to be the writer)

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(On the surface of Tatooin)

C-3PO: I hate space travel

(R2-D2 beeps)

C-3PO: No I think we should go this way. I don’t like the look of that canyon

(R2-D2 beeps again)

C-3PO: You can’t tell which direction is west just by looking at the sun

(R2-D2 beeps again)

C-3PO: That doesn’t work here! They have 2 suns!

(R2-D2 whistles)

C-3PO: Oh look at that! We are saved! We are saved!

(A small speck on the horizon starts to grow)

C-3PO: R2, do something to get their attention!

(R2 starts moving toward the vehicle)

(The vehicle (which is a land speeder) and R2 meet up. He lights the vehicle on fire after the jawa driving it gets out)

(R2-D2 beeps)

C-3PO: I don’t care if he has our attention now that he has no vehicle. Now I wouldn’t care if he got set on fire.

(R2-D2 sets the jawa on fire)

C-3PO: I wasn’t serious! Get that fire off him!

(R2-D2 knocks the jawa onto the ground and starts rolling over him)

C-3PO: Not like that!

(Now the scene changes to the Talon IV. Darth Vader enters the hallway filled with rebel bodies)

Darth Vader: Where are the plans?

Storm trooper #1: They are not on this ship

(Darth Vader chokes the trooper)

Imperial officer: He is telling the truth

(Darth Vader chokes the officer)

Darth Vader: WHERE ARE THE PLANS?

Storm trooper #2: Ummm, in my coat pocket?

Darth Vader: Oh! Why didn’t you say so?

(The choking officer and trooper fall to the ground dead. Storm trooper #2 gulps)

Darth Vader: Wait a minute, you don’t have a coat!

(The storm trooper grabs a coat off a dead rebel)

Storm trooper #2: H-Here…

(The trooper takes a slip of paper out of the pocket and hands it to Vader)

Darth Vader: Butter, eggs, milk, cheese… Wow! I didn’t know you could make a machine of death using common kitchen items!

Storm trooper #2: Yep, we have the plans…

(Darth Vader keeps reading the shopping list)

Darth Vader: Wait a minute! The emperor hates cauliflower! He wouldn’t use it to build the Death Star!

Storm trooper #2: M-m-maybe we don’t have the p-plans?

(Darth Vader cuts off the troopers head using his light saber)


[NickTheSushi]

Make a clip of your impression, and send it to Swholli and I. Or just post it here for that matter.

Can I do jokes too, just besides the 'grawh' crap? :D

[WRB852]

Here's what we need:

• Ideas for the Script.
• Voice Actors.
• Physical Actors.
• Set Builders.

Note: We're completely remaking the movie perfectly, except with certain aspects changed. So that means pretty much any scene can be made past Obi-Wan's hut that's in the movie. Swholli's gone because his motherboard died. I guess I'll be taking over until he gets back. (Not too long) So any content you want in the movie, just put it here, or send it to me if you're embarrassed or something. (PM me the ideas for the script so they aren't given away to the public. That way the movie will be funnier.)

[Junior]

I'll build or act, maybe voice if I can buy a mic soon.

[tcxxx572]

I might try to voice act, working on sample now

[Swholli]

Well hey guys, sorry I haven't been as religious with the forums as usual, but my moherboard fried. I'm here talking to you now on WRB852's other computer... his vista... *shudders*...

Anyway, because of my unexpected absence, if there are any matters that need discussed, telling Warren is perfectly fine. It will most likely (99.97 % of the time) be told to myself via the lunchtable. :D

So, to all of you who might have been afraid of my absence... I died... um... in a car crash... and... I'm not coming back...

[Bushido]

Epic ideas

First

During the sneaking around scene, two storm troopers pass by our courageous heroes

Through quick thinking, they paint a sticker on the wall, and stand under it

THESE GUYS ARE TOTALLY NOT REBELS BENT ON SAVING THE GALAXY FROM THE EVIL THAT IS THE SITH BY BLOWING UP THE DEATH STAR AND DEFEATING DARTH VAIDER IN A DRAMATIC TEDIOUS AND HAND-LOOSING SHOWDOWN

The storm troopers look, than look at eachother, than walk away



Second

In every other scene, a Jar Jar cutout, blimp, box, fanboy, or other cameo would appear

of course, someone would have to be holding onto the cutout and be moving it around for it to be particularly creepy.



 

[WRB852]

We had a different idea for little extras in the scenes. It'll be great. Trust me.

[Junior]

I just bought a Mic, what voice characters are needed?

EDIT: Osht, will Yoda be in this? If so, I'll do his voice.

[Swholli]

I just bought a Mic, what voice characters are needed?

EDIT: Osht, will Yoda be in this? If so, I'll do his voice.

Yoda's not in IV.. sadly... any way, we're not that sure about the extra scenes just yet, there can be more than one moon w- extra thing.

So maybe... about the Jar Jar thing.

[WRB852]

Let's put it this way. You can't try out for:

• Luke
• Darth Vader
• Obi-Wan Kenobi

All the other parts are a free for all.

[TapeDeck]

it would be cool if the audience could hear what was going through chewy's or R2's mind